Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?

Theyβre pointless.

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π€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?

It's acute story...

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π€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90Β°

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Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth?

Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse

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π€︎ u/wnlm
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This guy just approached me and wonβt leave me alone until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I donβt know what his angle is.

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π€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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My daughter told me she was really cold today

I told her to stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees

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π€︎ u/redditstrawberry7
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"She was being obtuse." reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuβ¦
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π€︎ u/ilikemustard
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For math lovers and others to
1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasnβt greater than or less than anyone else.

8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

9. What do you call a number that canβt stay in one place? A Roaminβ numeral.

10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

12. Iβll do algebra, Iβll do trig. Iβll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because sheβll go on and on and on forever.

14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.

15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

16. Whatβs the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? Theyβd stop at nothing to avoid them.

18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where itβs always 90 degrees.

19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because youβre supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

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π€︎ u/InvestWithArihant
π︎ Aug 20 2020
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A British mathematician was fishing for complements.

He was a right angler.

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π€︎ u/yellsatrjokes
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Cute
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π€︎ u/PachaFerrera
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Why did the line go to the gym?

Because it wanted to get in shape.

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π€︎ u/BartholomewDan
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How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

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π€︎ u/mattmilli1
π︎ Dec 04 2019
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I hate it when kids these days write βangleβ instead of βangel.β

They are just trying to be edgy.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Mar 24 2019
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For the geometry enthusiasts.

I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.

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π€︎ u/ArchUser900
π︎ Jun 21 2019
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I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.

Looks like I finally did something right.

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π€︎ u/JoshP99
π︎ Jan 27 2019
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My son told me he was cold...

So I said βGo sit in the corner, itβs 90 degrees over there.β

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π€︎ u/towntown1337
π︎ Apr 15 2018
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How do you comfort a grammar nazi?

There their, theyβre there

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π€︎ u/Strongpillow
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Quick backstory, my Dad was rushed to the hospital last night with an acute pericardial effusion. Of course, we didn't know the cause at the time, so when the Doc came into my Dads room in the ER to tell him what's going on and what they were going to do, emergency surgery, this is how the conversation went...

Doc: Mr FloatyMcBoatFace's Dad, You have fluid building up around your heart, an Acute Pericardial Effusion, and we have to go to surgery right away to get that fluid out of there.

My Dad: Well, good thing it isn't an Obtuse Pericardial Effusion...

The entire family groaned. The Dr and Nurse couldn't help but laugh after a few seconds of what I assume was shock.

Anyway, he seems to be doing fine, he's still in the hospital under observation though.

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π€︎ u/FloatyMcBoatface
π︎ May 27 2019
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Say what you will about Angler's...

I think they have an obtuse personality

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π€︎ u/yodlegoat
π︎ Aug 09 2019
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Used a nerdy dad joke to flirt with the popular girl in high school.

Me (Mr. Nerdy Smooth): You know you're less than 90 degrees?

Popular Girl: Because I'm acute?

It was at that moment I knew I had to marry her. We'll be married 11 years next month. :)

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My dad is just too funny!

Today I told my father that I was cold. His response was to go stand in a corner. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why he said such.

His response:

Corners are 90 degrees!

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π€︎ u/jlecs1
π︎ Sep 05 2013
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People never listen to my triangle jokes

They always do a complete 180.

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π€︎ u/illdiewithoutpi
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I didn't care for the Anglican church...

The people I met were quite obtuse, and their punishments for sins are too acute.

But they might be right.

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π€︎ u/mrBELDING69
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Some triangles just can't be reasoned with. upsidedowngrin.com/collecβ¦
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π€︎ u/upsidedowngrincom
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Someone told me 91 degrees was hot...

But that's just obtuse.

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Had a leak in the roof last week...

Me: "I can do it!" Wife: "We need a professional." Me:"But those roofers are always working some kind of angle, the work is protracted, and the cost is steep!" Wife:"Don't be obtuse."

She won.

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π€︎ u/blindfactotum
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I didn't even know he knows geometry...

I got home after failing an algebra exam and I told my dad "I'm gonna get acute depression if I see a proof one more time."

He said to me "You would get obtuse depression if you were doing the math we did in my days."

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.

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π€︎ u/ivanruvi
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I was taking notes for my boss for potential future employees, personally I would like to keep this guy around.

Interviewee: "I have a an obtuse persona,"

Boss: "Oh, how so?"

Interviewee: "My back hunches forward, so I can't stand up straight"

I instantly "unprofessionally"chuckle

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π€︎ u/-dudeomfgstfux-
π︎ Mar 17 2016
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And lo, an angel appeared unto the prophet Isaiah, and said:

Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"

Isaiah: "Uh... what?"

And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.

Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."

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π€︎ u/Twigsnapper
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Exchange I just had with my best friend.

Her: "What's wrong with weird?" Me: "He's not a cute weird......he's obtuse weird. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? SEE?" Her: "I don't catch your angle."

I love her.

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π€︎ u/mccostco
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Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

It was over 90 degrees

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π€︎ u/NonoGamez
π︎ Sep 20 2018
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What's the best way to flirt with a math teacher?

You use acute angle. However, I'm probably just being obtuse.

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π€︎ u/JDogg323
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