My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

We have to....She doesn't have one.

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My wife said, โ€œYou really have no sense of direction, do you?โ€

I said, โ€œWhere did that come from?โ€

Edit: Thanks for the love. Iโ€™m right speechless.

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3 months since I had COVID and Iโ€™ve still got very little sense of taste.

Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends

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โ€œ Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.โ€

โ€œ well, give it back !โ€

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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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I always tell people, my ex-wife has my sense of humor

That witch took everything of mine

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MikeMan17
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I have my moms sense of humor...

My dad still has his.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Koevoet91
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What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!!!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spicoli0525
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My friend to said to me "there's no situation where a contraction makes sense but its split from doesnt"

I said "aren't there?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Short_Artist_Girl
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No sense of direction...

My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.

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I'm sticking with/to my guns. It makes sense either way
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Masterkibyknight
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Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.

So I packed my bags and right.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A good sense of direction will get you places
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mediocre_Fanart
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I canโ€™t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.

I simply cannot Handel it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?

They're invisible

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ebatm3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour

She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Possum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction

So the next day I packed my things and right.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dazeechayn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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When scientists have a sense of humor
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lilstardust99
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Repair shop with a sense of humor
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GwafaHAvi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why would everything be different without a sense of touch?

Because we wouldnโ€™t know how to feel

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Even when I lie I make sense

Call me license

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FlintTheDad
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I have an odd sense of humor.

Otherwise, it would be even.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What are two documents that don't make sense?

A paradox.

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How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour

a punsexual

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.

I got so mad I packed up and right.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/deejay22998
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Why does the misogynist hate Sense and Sensibility?

Because it was written By A Lady

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If you're looking for sense these days, don't bother.

There is a national coin shortage, after all.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right!

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My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."

"So I packed up my stuff and right!"

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My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.

I packed up my things and right!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PRO_crastinator_05
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction

So I just packed up my things and right

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction

Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.

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My wife said I had no sense of direction...

So I packed my bag and right

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My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction

So she packed her stuff and right.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DoppioFan76
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My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.

So i packed up my stuff and right.

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My mom said I have no sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jwv0922
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My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction

So i've packed up and right

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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Whatโ€™s the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!

Icy dead people

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My wife is mad I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my stuff and right.

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