My wife and I share the same sense of humour.
We have to....She doesn't have one.
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My wife said, โYou really have no sense of direction, do you?โ
I said, โWhere did that come from?โ
Edit: Thanks for the love. Iโm right speechless.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
3 months since I had COVID and Iโve still got very little sense of taste.
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
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︎ Jan 04 2021
โ Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.โ
โ well, give it back !โ
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I always tell people, my ex-wife has my sense of humor
That witch took everything of mine
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I have my moms sense of humor...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
My friend to said to me "there's no situation where a contraction makes sense but its split from doesnt"
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︎ Nov 05 2020
No sense of direction...
My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I'm sticking with/to my guns. It makes sense either way
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A good sense of direction will get you places
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I canโt listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour
She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship
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︎ Aug 27 2020
My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction
So the next day I packed my things and right.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
When scientists have a sense of humor
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Repair shop with a sense of humor
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why would everything be different without a sense of touch?
Because we wouldnโt know how to feel
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Even when I lie I make sense
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I have an odd sense of humor.
Otherwise, it would be even.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What are two documents that don't make sense?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour
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︎ Jul 08 2020
My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.
I got so mad I packed up and right.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
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︎ May 22 2020
Why does the misogynist hate Sense and Sensibility?
Because it was written By A Lady
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︎ Aug 29 2020
If you're looking for sense these days, don't bother.
There is a national coin shortage, after all.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jul 14 2020
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
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︎ Nov 15 2020
My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.
I packed up my things and right!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
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︎ Feb 24 2020
The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction
Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
My wife said I had no sense of direction...
So I packed my bag and right
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︎ Apr 22 2020
My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction
So she packed her stuff and right.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ May 14 2020
My mom said I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction
So i've packed up and right
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Whatโs the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
My wife is mad I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
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