Mary Jane Puns

When Mary Jane and Peter Parker hit a rough patch,

She cut off ties to spite her man.

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👤︎ u/HughJamerican

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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Little mary jane was walking down the street with her mother. Her mother saw a quarter in the road and went out to pick it up and got hit by a bus.

Little mary jane just LAUGHED and LAUGHED.... she knew it was only a nickle.

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👤︎ u/questionall101

📅︎ Dec 09 2018

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My dad just asked me to pass the bowl of Mary Jane

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👤︎ u/boogerflinger

📅︎ Oct 27 2013

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What was Peter Parker’s favorite drug?

Mary Jane

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👤︎ u/iTeachClassics

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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