A Dell
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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
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A Dell
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Which laptop can sing?
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︎ Nov 03 2022
A Dell
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︎ Jun 04 2019
We regret getting a Mac instead of a Dell.
We could have had it all.
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︎ Jan 12 2022
My name brand gaming computer just died
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︎ Nov 14 2022
What kind of computed was used to make the theme for sky fall
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︎ Jan 22 2023
What type of computer plays music the best?
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︎ Jan 05 2023
What do you call a computer that sings?
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︎ Jan 12 2023
Dell Alienware 17 is an extraterrestrial laptop.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My A*DELL*E Laptop
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Why was music coming from the office printer?
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︎ Jun 16 2022
So my wife and I were singing the song βThe farmer in the dellβ to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks βWhatβs a dell?β
To which I responded: a British pop singer
Then came the eye roll
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Me and my laptop share a similarity.
Every morning we start in an insecure mode.
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︎ May 25 2021
I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....
When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen
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︎ Apr 04 2021
If the world turned into a video game who would have the most xp?
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︎ Sep 18 2021
What is the only thing a Dell is good for?
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︎ Feb 28 2013
What's the most musical computer brand?
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︎ Aug 11 2022
An unpublished manuscript of Hemingway was recently discovered where he writes about his trouble with a computer.
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︎ Jun 22 2022
Did you hear about the computer that was thrown into the sea?
Now that's a DELL ROLLING in the deep
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︎ Jul 02 2020
My wife asked me, why is your computer always rolling in the deep?
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︎ May 20 2022
Dell should rename their 'learn more about our products' as delve.
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︎ Apr 07 2016
If your computer won't stop playing rolling in the deep it's probably a Dell.
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︎ Sep 07 2017
There's no escape
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︎ May 28 2019
Hey dad is your computer a Dell?
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︎ Sep 29 2017
Which laptop sings the best songs?
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︎ Nov 06 2021
A guy in the office was looking for a Dell Charger
I told him I hadn't heard of her.
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︎ Oct 10 2017
What do you get when a pop singer drops their laptop in some brine?
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︎ Jun 16 2022
Where do computers go when they die?
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︎ Feb 17 2022
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How do you know what kind of computer you have if the logo is missing?
If it starts singing, itβs A Dell. If it gets a letter from Hogwarts, itβs HP, and if you can take a byte out of it, itβs an Apple.
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︎ Apr 30 2022
I need some help troubleshooting my laptop! It overheats after playing thirty songs.
I tried everything but just donβt think itβs a Dell fan.
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︎ May 07 2022
I was woken up by my laptop singing to me this morning
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︎ Sep 07 2021
You know, I was going to get a refund for my laptop. But instead I think Iβll go hit the CEO of the company in the face with it.
Dell never know what hit him.
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︎ Dec 14 2021
what do call a laptop that can sing?
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︎ Jan 03 2022
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.
Apparently the paper was jamming.
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︎ Jun 29 2022
What do you call a singing Laptop
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︎ Oct 27 2022
Which laptop can sing the best?
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︎ Sep 06 2022
Which laptop can sing?
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︎ Apr 29 2022
What do you call a dell being thrown into the ocean?
A dell rolling in the deep
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︎ Mar 31 2017
Did you hear my computer sing? It's "a Dell."
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︎ Apr 02 2015
What computer can sing "Hello"
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︎ Aug 03 2016
Which computer sings the best?
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︎ Dec 04 2021
What do you call a singing computer?
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︎ May 09 2021
I dropped my laptop in the ocean
A dell rolling in the deep
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︎ Sep 04 2021
What do you call a computer that sings?
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︎ Jul 19 2021
What do you call a singing Computer?
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︎ Jun 18 2021
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