So a sensei or β€˜teacher’ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.

He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igrotzny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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What did one unemployed sensei say to the other and employed sensei ?

They took our jabs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amisamiamiam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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My Karate teacher is getting a divorce.

He is a great Sensei, but he's not very skilled at the marital arts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhoke63
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.

It makes Sensei

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthritictongue
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear about the kid who tried to learn Karate on his own?

Well, after a lot of trial and error, he finally came to his Senseis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBeardOfDeath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My Son’s Karate Teacher Told a Great Joke

He has a great sensei humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bagleymj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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A Japanese mathematician wanted her professor, Mr Zero, to acknowledge her.

Notice me sin(pi)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Why are karate instructors easily upset

They’re sensei-tive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I angered my martial arts instructor....

He flipped... XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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I'm learning a lot in Japanese class...

...because my teacher is sensei-tional!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndisGeisel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2012
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I've been studying comedy for years under a Japanese master of humor. I have to admit...

I've got a great sensei of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foofusdotcom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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