I'm no fan of Indian food
To me, it's a naan starter....
How did the orchestra attract heavy metal fans?
I wonder if Anakin Skywalker was a big fan of Elvin Bishop
'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava
I asked a golf fan and a race fan what there favorite thing was about the sport?
They both said they like to watch people drive
Who is the most unpopular fan at Borussia Monchengladbach?
The one who shouts ‘give me a B!’
At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."
My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?
Because it could only oscillate horizontally
i do not think they were fans of my pun.
big fan go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?
Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
Just wanna say im a huge fan
I bought the last ceiling fan they had at the store...
unfortunately, it was a floor model. My ankles are killing me!
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
What’s a football fan’s favorite food for the big game?
I told my friend I was a big fan of Metallica.
He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
What is a half-life fan's favorite piece of farm equipment?
I'm a real big fan of cars. I guess you could say I am..
I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold...
I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!
He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is”
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry
this goes out to all the wannabe fans
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
What kind of fan gets tired the most easily?
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Some fan art I made today
What does a Linkin Park fan and a Buddhist monk have in common?
They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day...
All he does is stand clapping at the roof
I used to be a fan of boats...
But that ship has sailed.
What do you call a broken fan?
"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
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