Some people told their dad that Dora has a visual impairment and that Boots and the viewers were her eyes. Then the father bought them Dora-themed gifts for Christmas.
And then someone commented "They must've thought you were a-Dora-ble.
A viewer asked why the livestreamer doesn't wear his glasses during his videos.
I said he's doing a blind run.
The following depicts scenes of gratuitous heteronormative sexual acts
Sensitive viewers are advised to avert their gays
Dad - Hey, do you want to come over for a movie? I have already invited 17 people.
Me- Sure, but why so many people? Dad- The DVD says it is only for 18+ viewers.
Far Side Comic Idea
A rooster dressed in Native American war garb, giving a fierce look to the viewer. Has a bowl haircut. All around lay the dead bodies of similarly-coiffed roosters, slain in battle.
Caption: The Last of the Moe-Chickens
After watching the new Star Trek movie in 3D
I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.
