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πŸ‘€︎ u/6lol4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. β€˜Do you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?’

β€˜Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths β€˜ was his technically correct answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Willis Carrier invented air conditioning....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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Why do they make walls around graveyards?

Cause people are just dying to get in there!

P.S. No offence intended if this was perceived as a bad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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So, I'm studying human perception as it relates to colour, right?

And the thing about eyes, sight, and light is that nobody really knows what colour anything is.

What we think of as colour is actually light reflecting off a surface in the visible light spectrum- nothing is inherently colourful on its own. So everything we see is actually in our own heads. Transfered light is reflecting off objects, into our eyes and being read/perceived by the brain as 'colour'.

It's all a pigment of our imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremeCanadian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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On a rainy day

What is the best activity on a rainy day? Why, cleaning out the downspouts, of course.

I guess that might be perceived as blatant guttural humor!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meb2gassy
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