A list of puns related to "Noticer"
Well, from what I know about Vampires, Holy Water can kill them, and from what I've heard they bless the rains down in Africa.
It must be the mask era.
They all work for an owly wage
Please donβt resort to violins and anger if you donβt notice.
So I said βyeah, I rang a bell and then fed herβ
I thought that was pretty cool, 'cuz it gave me somewhere to put my arms.
See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!
So I decided to just cut to the chase.
The steaks were getting pretty high
That there are a lot of towns named after their water towers?
I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."
Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patientβs record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkeyβs health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldnβt possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that heβs cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. Sheβs puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
"It'll be grated on a curve."
Iβve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.
Donβt know if this counts as a dad joke.
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
so I asked if that was a free bee. He replied, "No, that's called a baker's dozen. If you spent less time reading reposts on Reddit, you would know that."
Does it mean itβs pasture bedtime?
the Supreme Court has been more Ruthless than normal?
The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."
That when geese fly South for the winter in a V formation one side of the V is always longer than the other. You know why ?
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There are more geese in that line
βWhat are you doing, dad?β
I sigh a long, heavy sigh.
βNot much, just feeling board.β
Nice touch.
Itβs okay now all it needed was a repost
that Ireland is one sea away from Iceland?
They were tres passing.
Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.
...and then the coffin stopped.
I felt a little out of the loop on that one
It was ....the worst case scenario.
He has thyroid rage.
I had them tested and one came back positive. Google says itβs terminal.
Jesus swept.
It means a lot to them.
I honestly didnβt even know she sold flowers
He took notes
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!
I told her this way, she wonβt have any grounds for divorce.
Now give me my 7 upvotes
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
MAN: "Who would ever miss the world cup final?"
GUY: "That was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
GUY: "No...They are all at her Funeral!"
I told him they only do Caesar cuts.
..it's a brand-new Rolex."
I guess their owners only drive them from time to time.
does that mean it's pasture bedtime?
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