An Honest Werewolf : "What do you mean? I am not a werewolf"

A Random Seer : "Either you are lying or you are an unawerewolf"

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📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Gandhi

Gandhi, by the time he died, he was a very thin and elderly man who had walked almost everywhere he went barefoot causing thick pads on the bottom of his feet. He was also an extremely wise man who many considered a seer, and he ate ethnic Indian cuisine causing bad breath........Turns out he was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.

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📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a guy who blows all his money on jackets at the advice of a psychic?

A seer-sucker.

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📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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