A list of puns related to "Auditor"
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
I work as an auditor and was out doing a review for a cemetery. I was having him explain their costing, and he said it costs around $3 per body in the ground. I quickly replied "Well that's dirt cheap!"
His blank stare said it all.
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