I lost my last 3 jobs because of clumsiness...

With the optician because I'm an eyedropper...

With the sign company because I'm a name-dropper...

And with the gutter company because I'm an eavesdropper...

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📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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At work last night, we found a lost set of keys. The only identifiable information on them was a little metal bobble that read, "Eaves."

I told my coworkers to be on the lookout for an eavesdropper.

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📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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