An interviewee is asked where they see themselves in five years...

The interviewee responds: "How should I know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noyoureadumpster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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You’re Hired!

A very skilled attorney interviews for a job at a prestigious firm. The managing partner looks over his resume and exclaims with glee, β€œOh my goodness! You’re so experienced! You’re hired, and you can name your salary!”

The interviewee paused for a moment and said β€œThank you. I’d like to call mine Dennis.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeMann220
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The Interview

Interviewer: if you had to describe yourself in 3 words, what would they be?

Interviewee: Me? Lazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paul_Coe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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I was taking notes for my boss for potential future employees, personally I would like to keep this guy around.

Interviewee: "I have a an obtuse persona,"

Boss: "Oh, how so?"

Interviewee: "My back hunches forward, so I can't stand up straight"

I instantly "unprofessionally"chuckle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-dudeomfgstfux-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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