Serious question....
πŸ‘︎ 232
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Imaspinkicku
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
🚨︎ report
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!

Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/I-am-Just-Sam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
🚨︎ report
What question can you never answer with a β€œyes”?

β€œAre you sleeping?”

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
🚨︎ report
Question:

Did I already post my amnesia joke?

πŸ‘︎ 62
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
🚨︎ report
What’s big, grey, and asks a lot of questions?

A Why-noceros

πŸ‘︎ 33
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/geoswede
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
🚨︎ report
A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.

Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.

πŸ‘︎ 30
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
🚨︎ report
Don’t you just hate people that answer their own question?

I do

πŸ‘︎ 44
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_chicken314
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
🚨︎ report
I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.

What's the point?

πŸ‘︎ 79
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
🚨︎ report
My 6 year old told me this one today. Why do dogs carry bones in their mouths?

Because they don't have pockets.

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kristhebrown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
🚨︎ report
I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me "what is your greatest weakness?". I said "I am too honest"

He said "I don't think that's a weakness"

"Well I don't give a f* what you think"

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
🚨︎ report
My 8 year old nephew attended his first wedding. But his cousin had a question for his after the ceremony.

"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"

"16!"

"How did you figure that out."

"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
🚨︎ report
I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.

A student asked "what if you're ugly?'

As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
🚨︎ report
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, β€œWill you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...

β€œI do!"

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
🚨︎ report
[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?

In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?

PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.

πŸ‘︎ 135
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddhainhair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
🚨︎ report
I mustache you a question...

...?

Can you shave it for later?

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidHill76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
🚨︎ report
Important questions being asked
πŸ‘︎ 72
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
🚨︎ report
I have a serious question...

So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaset
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
🚨︎ report
My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.

His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"

"Or should I spread them apart?"

πŸ‘︎ 63
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tis-a-pirate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
🚨︎ report
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.

I said, "Sure, why not?"

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
🚨︎ report
I am, without question..

A terrible journalist.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
🚨︎ report
I have a genuine question

Jen, you in the living room?

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
🚨︎ report
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?

They only have a pair of trunks.

-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.

πŸ‘︎ 13k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCVisNih
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
🚨︎ report
A duck walks into a drugstore to pick up a prescription. The pharmacist asks him,

"Cash or charge?"

The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"

πŸ‘︎ 37
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
🚨︎ report
Not that hard to find
πŸ‘︎ 77
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
🚨︎ report
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. β€œHow much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. β€œNothing” I slurred. β€œLook at me!” she shouted. β€œIt’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, β€œIt’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

πŸ‘︎ 16k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
🚨︎ report
Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.

They were Inca hoots.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
🚨︎ report
??
πŸ‘︎ 102
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
🚨︎ report
Bridesmaid Proposal Puns for a Doctor and a Lawyer?

I am asking two of my girlfriends to be my bridesmaids and wanted to word the question in a punny way related to their careers- one is a first-year medical resident and the other is a law student. I would like to flatter them/make it funny. Any and all ideas are appreciated!! If there is a better sub to ask this question please let me know:))

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rose1229
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
🚨︎ report
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

πŸ‘︎ 13k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
🚨︎ report
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, β€œIs it to scale?” I replied, β€œNo…”

β€œIt’s to look at.”

πŸ‘︎ 18k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?

Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
🚨︎ report
Question: What are doldrums?

Answer: Barbie's bongos.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
🚨︎ report
USPS Questions

Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bolt470
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
🚨︎ report
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...

Is this a trick question?

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
🚨︎ report
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

πŸ‘︎ 774
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/angrysandclock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
🚨︎ report
Once I became a parent, I finally understood the . . .

scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions that he just dies.

πŸ‘︎ 168
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
🚨︎ report
I have one question for victims of ninjas...

..Who hurt you?

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
🚨︎ report
Question

Why is today not National ballerina day?

I mean it is 2-2 after all

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/taterheadx2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
🚨︎ report
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...

You must be from Mars, eh?

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/granquist04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
🚨︎ report
A simple question from my 6 year old son.

A meteorite is a small meteor, right?

Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/melanthius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
🚨︎ report
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. The real question is, how did they get in there?

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/A_C_Citizenz
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
🚨︎ report
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"AYE MATEY."

πŸ‘︎ 60
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
🚨︎ report
What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?

Your thots will betray you.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelc84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
🚨︎ report
Don't question the context.
πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodTastingDad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
🚨︎ report
Dentists always ask dumb questions like β€œwhen’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there!

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
🚨︎ report
Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?

Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.

She was mad enough to leave the room...

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/moar-coffee-plz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Question

Did I already post my amnesia joke?

πŸ‘︎ 104
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.