I’ve started making sardine flavoured tea, but I’m slightly reluctant to extend my experimentation to mackerel flavour.

It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Titsonafish
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To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.

Let's just say...the steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/benchwrmr22
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What's the difference between Mother Mary and an experimental artist?

One made a messiah and the other "made a mess, sire".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rethinkr
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There was a kid born at our local hospital with no eyelids. The doctors told the parents they was hope, an experimental surgery where they would use the foreskin from hits circumcision to replace his lids. It was a dangerous surgery but everything turned out ok.

He was just a little cock-eyed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BamaPaul
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I’m going to get an experimental vision correction surgery tomorrow but I’m not so sure it’ll work.

I suppose I’ll just have to wait and see

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quirksey12
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What do you call an experimental laughing treatment?

Test-Tickles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Superkirbyawesome
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Do You know what they call alternative medicine that has been proven to work via research, experimentation, and double-blind clinical trials?

Regular medicine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MeowMixSong
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Why did the man who had experimental plastic dentures fitted see the world differently?

Because he had new Perspex teeth!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/El_Moochio
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Have you heard about the new greens keeper at Wembley? The one doing all the experimental grass cutting techniques.

His colleagues are calling him the avant-gardener

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sheik_yerboutis
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First day of class, professor joke

First day of the new semester. I'm at my first class, Experimental Statistics. The professor is going over the syllabus and everything then stops for us to do an "exercise."

He tells us to turn to the person next to us and ask them to marry us.

(If you must know, the guy on side me said no. Apparently it was something I said.)

We start to quiet down and wait for the explanation of why 1000 students just asked each other to marriage.

The professor said that it was important for his students to be engaged during class.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigguy1027
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The greatest prank call I ever pulled off

I was an ER tech in a fairly busy inner city hospital for a few years. On one unusually slow night, around 3am, I called up to labor and delivery from an outside line. The conversation went like this:

"Labor and Delivery Nancy speaking"

"Hi I have an unusual problem and I am hoping you can help me."

"OK what can I do for you?"

"Well a couple weeks ago my wife and I had a baby boy who was born with an extremely rare condition. You see, he was born without eyelids."

"Oh my goodness!"

"Yes. Well at your hospital there they tried a new experimental treatment. They used the foreskin from his circumcision to create eyelids for him. Have you heard about this procedure?"

"OH MY GOD! No! I haven't!"

"Well everything was going great and he seemed to be healing well but when he woke up this morning, he looked a little cockeyed..."

"..........."

"COCKEYED!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TurnTheTVOff
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Gave a top notch dad joke to my boyfriend today.

Looking at photos of our escapades from earlier in the day my boy friend comments on his new experimental man bun.

Me: "It looks top knot...ch to me."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lumenent
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I became a father today in my Pathophysiology class..

We were discussing the experimentation of the early 1900s on rats, and how a certain scientist would grind up cow ovaries and inject them into mice and they would subsequently die.

The professor made a point to say that the mice reacted badly to the experimentation (Read: they died every time.)

I had to do it.

"So, I suppose you could say they had a cow?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xRhavagex
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