What do you call a tinker toy that someone farted on?

A stinker toy!!!

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👤︎ u/DJBlue18
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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My dad just retired and has taken up tinkering around with antique clocks

He says they help pass the time.

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👤︎ u/MeltingDog
📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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My grandpa was always so quick

I remember one time walking up his driveway while he was tinkering on his 2001 Buick Lesabre and I jokingly said "Grandpa, when are you going to get a viper?" He quickly replied "Oh I already have two!" Puzzled, I said "what?" he leaned over his hood and picked up two long plastic packages and showed them to me saying, "look! two vindshield vipers!"

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📅︎ Sep 10 2016
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My dad's airplane

My dad is a recreational pilot. His airplane takes up a lot of his free time (fixing, tinkering, sometimes even flying). When he first got it he wanted to name it "The Family" so that when his coworkers asked about his weekend they would think he was a real family man when he "spent the whole weekend with The Family".

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👤︎ u/duncxan
📅︎ Dec 15 2013
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