What do you call a dog with knowledge or perception of a situation or fact?

Aware Wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite_Thing
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Perception is everything...

.. At least that's how I see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
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So, I'm studying human perception as it relates to colour, right?

And the thing about eyes, sight, and light is that nobody really knows what colour anything is.

What we think of as colour is actually light reflecting off a surface in the visible light spectrum- nothing is inherently colourful on its own. So everything we see is actually in our own heads. Transfered light is reflecting off objects, into our eyes and being read/perceived by the brain as 'colour'.

It's all a pigment of our imagination.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Experiments show that olfactory perception of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction...

Love is blind, but it has a great sense of smell.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Topic: Perception

Sepp was a successful business man, who had married a known "gold digger" -- After Sepp's death, his eldest made claim to the estate, but his evil step mother told the lawyers "well that claim is just per Sepp's son"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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FRIEND: I miss hugging people

ME: Probably a depth perception issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I just asked my 14 yr old after he was talking the whole time while I was showing how to do something. β€˜Do you know why god gave us two eyes and only one mouth?’

β€˜Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths β€˜ was his technically correct answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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The bartender says, β€œWe don’t serve time travelers here.”

Two men from the future walk into a bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What's the difference between a brown noser and a butt kisser?

Depth perception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BTho2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I didn't understand the Sixth sense movie...

I have bad death perception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dleewee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Philosophers have really good....

Depth perception

This is deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.

I guess I just have good Depp perception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adambrantbelcher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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Found this here a while ago:

My grandparent grew up in the Soviet Union. One cloudy day, as they were walking down the street perception started falling.

My grandmother thought it was snow, while my grandfather thought it was rain.

Their passionate arguing was noticed by the local head of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, a good friend named Rudolph.

After they told him of their dispute, Rudolph stated that it was in fact rain.

With a smile on his face my grandfather turned tp his wife, and said: "You see, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike_the_hun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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My Thanksgiving Confession

Hey guys. As I'm sure most of you know, it's currently Thanksgiving in Canada. This time of year for me has, in the past, caused a lot of issues in my life.

To give a little bit of background on me, I'm usually an extremely healthy and fit guy, as I play high-level sports and have a physically demanding job. However, for much of my life, my willpower began to crumble around this time of year.

I first started taking my diet seriously when I was about 12 years old. I had some kind of realization where like, I dunno, I started looking at how jacked these movie stars were and was all, "wow, I want to be that cool too." Judging by the bowl cut I had when I was 12, my perception of cool may have been a little skewed, but I digress.

Anyhow, it was my first Thanksgiving where everything started falling apart. One of my relative's families ended up no-showing for dinner, so we were left with a load of Thanksgiving leftovers. For the next week, every single meal or snack I had was Thanksgiving themed. Sandwich? Turkey sandwich. Breakfast? Let's dollop some cranberry sauce on that bad boy. By the next week, my BGC (blood gravy content) was probably at like 1.0%.

You'd think I'd be sick of holiday food after that. But no. I loved it.

The tradition of refrigerated Thanksgiving snacks continued throughout the rest of my teen years. Like clockwork, the numbers on the scale would significantly jump upwards in October, with Halloween candy adding an extra layer of calories on top. By the time I reached 17, my waist had begun noticeably ballooning, and I realized it was all due to Thanksgiving turkey. Sure, I had some at Christmas and sometimes at Easter, but never like that. My mother would encourage this habit, making more food each year to be stuffed into our packed refrigerator.

The movie star bod I wanted for so much at the age of 12 was slipping a way. I needed to put an end to this.

Flash forward to October 2015, age 18. I had made a vow: I never again would place such putrid poultry onto my tastebuds. And ever since that fateful week of 2014, my vow had held true.

Each Thanksgiving, I can feel that craving for chilled turkey knocking on the refrigerator door of my fragile ego. For three years, I've held strong. But when will the garrison fall? When will that soft, biting flesh of the big bird smash it's way back into my life.

But so far, I've quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M3gaC00l
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Me - "What's the definition of misperception?"

My dad - "Isn't Miss Perception the title given to the winner of National Miss Psychic USA?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yelxohcaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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My dad just said this to me

"You know the only difference between kissing ass and brown nosing is depth perception"

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What is the difference between an ass kisser and brown noser?

Depth perception

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