What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?
One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
How did George Michael get to hospital?
In a whambulance.
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?
It was a Careless Swiss Pear.
My favourite George Michael song? It would probably be
George, Betty, and Michael walk into a bar
Someday should raise it, so many people already got hurt
How did George Michael end up with chocolate all over his hands?
He was careless with his Whisper
I was so shocked to hear about George Michael. His death really hit me...
...like, wham.
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?
He found his lack of Faith disturbing
Ive always looked up to George Michael
I've always fancied myself a man of the peephole
Me: Did you know that abbreviating names might be sometimes confusing?
GF: Really?
Me: Yes.
George Foreman: How so?
While whistling a tune at work today...
My colleague says: Stop that! I can't stand George Michael.
Me: Sorry, I'm such a Careless Whisteler!
