Why couldn't Joseph Stalin be a pilot?

He was always stalin.

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📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you know Joseph Stalin was a fast runner?

That guy was a Soviet Rusha.

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📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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I'm pretty sure that my Chemistry teacher is related to Joseph Stalin.

Because she's always Russian through our lessons.

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👤︎ u/MaxRevenge
📅︎ May 22 2018
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Russians confused, angered when Joseph Stalin does not star in 'Man of Steel'
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📅︎ Jul 31 2014
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So my dad and I recently found out that the Daughter of Joseph Stalin lived nearby to us when my family moved in.

My dad suggested that we should have gone up to the house, climbed the steps, knocked on the door and asked:

"Hello, is Stalin?"

It still makes me sigh with disbelief that I never saw it coming.

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👤︎ u/DanCollier
📅︎ Oct 06 2015
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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
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