Why couldn't Joseph Stalin be a pilot?

He was always stalin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SharkDestroyer_real
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you know Joseph Stalin was a fast runner?

That guy was a Soviet Rusha.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JohnnyZillion
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I'm pretty sure that my Chemistry teacher is related to Joseph Stalin.

Because she's always Russian through our lessons.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MaxRevenge
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Russians confused, angered when Joseph Stalin does not star in 'Man of Steel'
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/J_West_of_Wakefield
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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So my dad and I recently found out that the Daughter of Joseph Stalin lived nearby to us when my family moved in.

My dad suggested that we should have gone up to the house, climbed the steps, knocked on the door and asked:

"Hello, is Stalin?"

It still makes me sigh with disbelief that I never saw it coming.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DanCollier
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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jeffersonโ€ฆ He said, โ€œBut dad, your name is Brian.โ€ I said, โ€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.โ€
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