What game does Stalin hate playing?
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Why couldn't Joseph Stalin be a pilot?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Stop Stalin...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini were on a boat.
It was quite a powerful dictator ship.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Did you know that Stalin never said thank you throughout his whole life
Thatโs because he didnโt speak English
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What did Hitler say to Stalin before he died?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I'm fully convinced that Stalin's grave...
...is just a Communist plot.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Quit Stalin already!
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What would Stalin be if he was a stoner ?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Did you know that stalin never capitalised the first letter of a new sentence or a proper noun?
It's because he disliked capitalism.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Did you know Joseph Stalin was a fast runner?
That guy was a Soviet Rusha.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Why did the Soviet Union never take off?
Because they kept Stalin ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Traffic is Stalin again
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Putin the title
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My girlfriend is Russian and we were about to start lovemaking
She told me to PUTIN but I dont know why I kept STALIN
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Stop Stalin' it
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︎ Jun 14 2019
help!! anyone know any good history valentineโs day puns?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Russian cars are very unreliable...
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I saw a Russian train
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why are communists good at archery?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I'm pretty sure that my Chemistry teacher is related to Joseph Stalin.
Because she's always Russian through our lessons.
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︎ May 22 2018
What's Stalins favorite color?
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Why did the Russians car not start?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why are Russian cars so terrible?
Because no matter what gear they get Putin, they seem to always be Stalin..
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︎ Aug 05 2020
A Rom Com Called "I've Fallin for Stalin" Where Gilbert Gottfried Plays Everyone
The plot is Gilbert Gottfried playing himself is sent back in time to kill Stalin (also played by Gilbert Gottfried). But Gilbert ends up slowly falling in love with Stalin as they bond over things like pancakes shaped like barn animals and making snow angels. The movie ends with Gilbert and Stalin getting married and raising two kids named Jenny and Egor (played by Gilbert Gottfried) in the suburbs with their golden retriever, Rex (played by Gilbert Gottfried)
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︎ Aug 04 2017
Why are people in Moscow always so early to meetings?
Because they're Russian to them!
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I made a joke on Russia
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︎ Dec 10 2020
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︎ Aug 05 2017
What do you call a meeting for Lenin and Stalin enthusiasts?
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︎ May 01 2017
Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What did Stalin say when he found out Hitler betrayed him?
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︎ Apr 05 2018
A man in an interrogation room says, โIโm not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"
The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So whereโs my present?!"
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The Soviet Union was Stalin but now they're Putin it back together
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︎ Mar 02 2014
What would've happened to Stalin if he never came to power?
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︎ Jan 18 2017
I guess video games did cause violence
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I've started calling my daughter Joseph
Because every nite at bed time she's Stalin.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young?
That's how he became a dic-tator.
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︎ Jan 13 2016
What do you call it when you question a communist?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
The communists have been talking about their revolution for over a hundred years now...
Iโm starting to think theyโre Stalin
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Russians confused, angered when Joseph Stalin does not star in 'Man of Steel'
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Stalin the Last Vodka Bender
VodkaโฆVodkaโฆVodkaโฆVodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before heโs ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
He was afraid of capitalism.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
He was afraid of capitalism.
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Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.
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