He was always stalin.
It was quite a powerful dictator ship.
Thatβs because he didnβt speak English
He was afraid of Capitalism.
Ok Europe.
...is just a Communist plot.
A supreme weader
It's because he disliked capitalism.
That guy was a Soviet Rusha.
Because she's always Russian through our lessons.
Comred
The plot is Gilbert Gottfried playing himself is sent back in time to kill Stalin (also played by Gilbert Gottfried). But Gilbert ends up slowly falling in love with Stalin as they bond over things like pancakes shaped like barn animals and making snow angels. The movie ends with Gilbert and Stalin getting married and raising two kids named Jenny and Egor (played by Gilbert Gottfried) in the suburbs with their golden retriever, Rex (played by Gilbert Gottfried)
a commie-con
Soviet.
He'd be an average Joe
That's how he became a dic-tator.
Vodkaβ¦Vodkaβ¦Vodkaβ¦Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before heβs ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.
My dad suggested that we should have gone up to the house, climbed the steps, knocked on the door and asked:
"Hello, is Stalin?"
It still makes me sigh with disbelief that I never saw it coming.
He was afraid of capitalism.
He was afraid of capitalism.
Because he hated capitalism.
Because he hated capitalism
