Vacuum go brrrr.
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πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Did you hear about the guy who got rid of his vacuum cleaner?

It was just gathering dust.

Sorry. Won't do another vacuum joke. They suck.

πŸ‘︎ 121
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yorkshirenation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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Dyson Vacuum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrubbishRubish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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My wife claims that vacuum cleaners are always better for cleaning than a brush.

I said, β€œThat’s a sweeping generalization.”

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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How's that new vacuum working?

It sucks.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassGootz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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What kind of vacuum did Abraham own?

Dyson

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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What did the father say to his baby boy before killing him with a vacuum cleaner?

Dyson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excalibron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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Vacuums suck
πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASHER999999
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I snuck up behind my daughter and whispered, "I think our microwave and our TV are spying on us!!! And I also think our vacuum cleaner..."

"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.

It must suck for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatizitman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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I hate vacuum cleaners...

They suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Di_Ma_Re_Bra
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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My gun and vacuum store doesn’t get really good reviews.

It seems to Suck and Blow.

πŸ‘︎ 26
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What did the murderous vacuum say to his son?

Dyson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaseCeer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I would tell you a joke about vacuums...

But it really sucks

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethanchev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?

Don't do that I'll dyson!

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinsy_Crow
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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My wife wants a vacuum.

I think I'll just give her some space.

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legitimate-Hair
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Her: Obviously, everyone prefers to use a vacuum cleaner to a brush.

Me: Isn’t that.....a sweeping generalization?

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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I’ve been trying to sell my vacuum recently

All it’s been doing is collecting dust

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-one-guy420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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My wife asked me to vacuum the floor.

I said "come on, that is beneath me"

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner

It was just collecting dust

πŸ‘︎ 197
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicomagnifico
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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My good mate asked me if robotic vacuum cleaners are any good, as she wants to buy one.

I told her; "Don't bother buying one, they suck"

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.

Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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What kind of vacuum would Abraham have?

Dyson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I just accidentally sucked up one of my kid's alphabet fridge magnets in the vacuum

K, bye.

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I had to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day.

It was just gathering dust.

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ter9193
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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My wife dropped her vacuum down the well

I said, "Well that sucks."

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GordoLaFlako
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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If you clean a vacuum cleaner... you become a vacuum cleaner

This one sucks

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asharkinator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Get it. Because it's a vacuum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chubbybritt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I got a new vacuum for Christmas

But it really sucks.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smiledude94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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I'm considering selling my vacuum, it's just standing there, gathering dust.
πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paranoidlittlekid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I bought a new vacuum cleaner yesterday

It really sucked

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laamamies123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the young robot vacuum say to the old robot vacuum?

Ok Roomba

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mi0j
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I was thinking of making a a belt with vacuums

But I think it’s a waist of space

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicgamer927
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Does anyone want a used vacuum cleaner?

Mine is just gathering dust

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I think my vacuum cleaner is broken

It’s not that bad, really. It only kinda sucks.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D048
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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If youβ€˜re a tester for vacuum cleaners and the vacuum sucks. Is a good or a bad vacuum?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JovaJoda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Vacuums are the only thing that can be really expensive and still suck
πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElDuderino_92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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No matter what vacuum cleaner you buy

They all suck

πŸ‘︎ 40
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Which brand of vacuums is most popular amongst anti vaxers?

Dyson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamA3dot14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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My vacuum is too overpowered.

It really sucks.

πŸ‘︎ 29
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximumPollution
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

πŸ‘︎ 27
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I just sold my vacuum...

All it was doing was collecting dust!!

πŸ‘︎ 50
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.

It was just gathering dust!

πŸ‘︎ 23
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I think my vacuums broken

It’s not that bad, really. It only kinda sucks

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D048
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I worked at a vacuum repair shop

It sucked.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsJustAPhase666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Does anyone want to buy my old vacuum cleaner?

It’s just gathering dust

πŸ‘︎ 24
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyMcloasty
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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My old Vacuum finally broke and I had to throw it out.

I’ll miss that sucker.

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartacats
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Just bought a second hand vacuum cleaner

I thought it would be good.

But it sucks.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/googmunsta69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why was the vacuum cleaner unpopular at school?

He was a bit of a suck up.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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The first vacuum ever created probably sucked.
πŸ‘︎ 60
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KneeCola77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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If you’re cleaning out your vacuum cleaner

In that moment, you are the vacuum cleaner

πŸ‘︎ 20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gavin1772
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I sold my vacuum cleaner,

it was just gathering dust.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I hate vacuum cleaner jokes

They suck

πŸ‘︎ 45
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheevpalpatin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I'm going to start a movement that convinces people that vacuum cleaners cause autism in children.

It will be called the Anti-vacs Movement

πŸ‘︎ 31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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A vacuum cleaner either sucks, because it doesn’t suck... or doesn’t suck. Because it sucks.
πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatedTemOuttaTem
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Do you know what's so strange. The word vacuum

It's the only word with a double u in it

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akien0222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..

It’s called Aye Caroomba.

πŸ‘︎ 112
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My vacuum cleaner wasn’t working very well, so I tried to fix it.

Now it sucks even more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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I bought a new vacuum cleaner but I never use it.

It's just gathering dust.

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Purchased a new dyson stick vacuum with my girlfriend today..

As we paid the clerk asked if we would like a large bag for it. I instantly responded with "oh. I thought these new vacuums are bagless?".

Massive sigh from my girlfriend and not even a chuckle from the attendant.

πŸ‘︎ 3k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xenzor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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What do you call someone who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatguytiktok
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I had to sell my vacuum cleaner yesterday.

It was just collecting dust.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jw1463
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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You know I once fought the reaper off with a vacuum cleaner.

You know me, just Dyson with death

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alecroc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My old vacuum cleaner broke

It didnt suck.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunBunKim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago..

and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.

πŸ‘︎ 70
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeis_amystery
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
🚨︎ report
What brand of vacuum is the most prone to filicide?

Dyson

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inarus06
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What can you say to both a working vacuum cleaner and a broken one?

It sucks.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArashiKaru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I just told my son to vacuum his room...

Turns out he's anti-vac's.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMuncy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I’ve been reading a really good book about vacuums

I’m just so sucked into it!

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FactoryBuilder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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The older you get the more practical your Christmas gifts get. This year my wife and I got a vacuum.

This gift sucks.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennsy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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I don't recommend working for Dyson Vacuums.

They really suck.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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How did the vacuum cleaner die?

It bit the dust!

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I bought a broken vacuum

It really blows

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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I had to quit my job selling vacuums.

There was nothing in it for me.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockplops
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Why did the new vacuum got just one stars reviews?

Because it sucked.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capetoider
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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A vacuum went to a party

He really sucked up the atmosphere

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansSad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Vacuum cleaning sucks

Surely this has been gone over before.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrymurkin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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My wife growled accusingly, β€œI’ve never seen you sweep or use the vacuum in my life!”

I retorted, β€œFloors are beneath me!"

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I sold my vacuum cleaner the other day...

It was just gathering dust.

πŸ‘︎ 44
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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If you clean a vacuum...

Then you are a vacuum cleaner!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I hate vacuum cleaners. They suck.
πŸ‘︎ 44
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I had to sell my vacuum cleaner.

It was just gathering dust.

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I hate vacuum cleaners.

They just suck.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henhen21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Does anyone want to buy my old vacuum cleaner?

It’s just gathering dust.

πŸ‘︎ 576
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesus_Shaves_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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How did the vacuum cleaner die?

It bit the dust.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NawtAGoodNinja
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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