What do you call a man with no vacuum cleaner and itchy underwear ?
Novak Djokovic
(This is my fiancΓ©βs favourite joke he wanted me to share with all of you because he thinks it will make me βReddit famousβ)
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︎ May 21 2021
I brought a new vacuum cleaner from Walmart.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I sold my vacuum today.
Why?
It was collecting dust.
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︎ May 07 2021
What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I've made a joke about vacuums
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Whether you use your vacuum cleaner daily or not at all...
It's always going to collect dust.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
My vacuum and I are always fighting...
Really exaspirating, kinda sucks.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
It's almost impossible to tell someone if a vacuum works or not.
Either it sucks or it sucks.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My new vacuum cleaner is alright.
It doesn't suck as much as my last one.
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︎ May 13 2021
So I've started wearing boxing gloves while I vacuum.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I hate vacuum cleaners.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Have you heard about the vacuum company's new CEO?
They hired him because of his good business Vacuumen.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Iβm putting our vacuum cleaner up for sale
Itβs just collecting dust.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I sold my vacuum cleaner...
It was just gathering dust.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
My wife asked me to vacuum the floor.
I said "come on, that is beneath me"
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner ?
The position of the dirt bag
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I just bought a vacuum cleaner off of Wish.com
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Buying vacuums has to be the most confusing thing ever....
You buy the one that sucks the most
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Got a new vacuum cleaner today.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I taught my cat to speak and ask her why does she hate vacuum cleaners.
βThey suckβ said the cat.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I just spent 3 hours vacuum up spiders in the basement
And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me βthatβs not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebsβ
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Let me tell you a joke about a vacuum
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︎ Jan 27 2021
After a few uses, I decided to get rid of my vacuum.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I gave my ex wife my old vacuum
Jokes on her the thing really sucked
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I donβt like vacuum cleaners
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Vacuum go brrrr.
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︎ May 25 2020
My dad attacked me with a vacuum cleaner today, yelling.....
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I sold my old vacuum cleaner...
... it sucked. All it did was gather dust.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Did you hear about the guy who got rid of his vacuum cleaner?
It was just gathering dust.
Sorry. Won't do another vacuum joke. They suck.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.
https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d
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︎ Sep 09 2020
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner...
You become a vacuum cleaner.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I want to sell my vacuum
It was just collecting dust.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I sold my vacuum cleaner
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
Well, it was just collecting dust.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I decided to sell my vacuum...
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Iβve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
Itβs just collecting dust.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com
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︎ Oct 29 2020
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
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︎ Dec 03 2020
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
i recently sold my vacuum cleaner
all it was doing was gathering dust
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I got a new vacuum cleaner today...
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︎ Sep 01 2020
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