What do you call a man with no vacuum cleaner and itchy underwear ?

Novak Djokovic

(This is my fiancé’s favourite joke he wanted me to share with all of you because he thinks it will make me β€˜Reddit famous’) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Em1ly121
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I brought a new vacuum cleaner from Walmart.

It sucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diseased-Jackass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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I sold my vacuum today.

Why?

It was collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seadal611
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?

Walks.

For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravioliWhoreeeee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I've made a joke about vacuums

but it sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no-memes-allowed1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Whether you use your vacuum cleaner daily or not at all...

It's always going to collect dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanya_124
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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I decided to sell my vacuum...

It was only collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kameemo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My vacuum and I are always fighting...

Really exaspirating, kinda sucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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It's almost impossible to tell someone if a vacuum works or not.

Either it sucks or it sucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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My new vacuum cleaner is alright.

It doesn't suck as much as my last one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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So I've started wearing boxing gloves while I vacuum.

Just call me Dyson Fury.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I hate vacuum cleaners.

They suck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteAutumnBear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Have you heard about the vacuum company's new CEO?

They hired him because of his good business Vacuumen.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I’m putting our vacuum cleaner up for sale

It’s just collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayonfingers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?

Dyson!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fryin-and-buyin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I sold my vacuum cleaner...

It was just gathering dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash_bel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My wife asked me to vacuum the floor.

I said "come on, that is beneath me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner ?

The position of the dirt bag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I just bought a vacuum cleaner off of Wish.com

It sucks

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Buying vacuums has to be the most confusing thing ever....

You buy the one that sucks the most

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Got a new vacuum cleaner today.

Boy does it suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dano558
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I taught my cat to speak and ask her why does she hate vacuum cleaners.

β€œThey suck” said the cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redpandarox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I just spent 3 hours vacuum up spiders in the basement

And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me β€œthat’s not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebs”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madmonkey45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Let me tell you a joke about a vacuum

Never mind. It sucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecataclysmo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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After a few uses, I decided to get rid of my vacuum.

It sucks.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs

dyson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I gave my ex wife my old vacuum

Jokes on her the thing really sucked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/handsoffmynuts08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I don’t like vacuum cleaners

They really suck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whydatduck66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Vacuum go brrrr.
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My dad attacked me with a vacuum cleaner today, yelling.....

Dyson, Dyson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..

..it came with no attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I sold my old vacuum cleaner...

... it sucked. All it did was gather dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstHomosapien
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who got rid of his vacuum cleaner?

It was just gathering dust.

Sorry. Won't do another vacuum joke. They suck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yorkshirenation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?

KA-BROOM!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmebean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.

https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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When you clean out a vacuum cleaner...

You become a vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeStamina
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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I want to sell my vacuum

It was just collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexS101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I sold my vacuum cleaner

It just sucked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idkqwerty1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...

Well, it was just collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I decided to sell my vacuum...

It was nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kliuch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I had to sell my vacuum cleaner

It was just gathering dust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...

It was only gathering dust.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...

It’s just collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/audiomandan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com

It sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rckidyt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*

I’m a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmeltingFire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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If you clean a vacuum cleaner...

...you make the vacuum cleaner.

If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NecroUknown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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i recently sold my vacuum cleaner

all it was doing was gathering dust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayraj77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I got a new vacuum cleaner today...

It sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogan_gopnik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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