As we paid the clerk asked if we would like a large bag for it. I instantly responded with "oh. I thought these new vacuums are bagless?".
Massive sigh from my girlfriend and not even a chuckle from the attendant.
They really suck.
I hope it doesn't suck.
What did the father vacuum say to the teenage vacuum as he throttled him?
Dyson!
Me Talking to a friend today
Me:nope I hate nature i prefer dysons Friend: Dysons? Me: Nature abhors a vacuum.
I fought him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death."
The lady, son, and I were in a retail store the other day when an annoucement was made over the PA system.
"Customer needs assistance in the vacuum cleaners"
I lean towards the wife and say, "Well this Hoover sucks. Oh, the Dyson it also sucks. To be honest, they all suck."
