I have a joke about vacuums
I just don't understand why some people are so adverse to vacuums...
What do you call a man with no vacuum cleaner and itchy underwear ?
Novak Djokovic
(This is my fiancé’s favourite joke he wanted me to share with all of you because he thinks it will make me ‘Reddit famous’)
😂😅
I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
Why did the man return his vacuum?
I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
All it was doing was gathering dust!
I don't like these new vacuum brands.
A guy walks into a pharmacy, holding a vacuum in his two arms.
He walks up to the lady working at the counter and says, "Hi, is the doctor in? I need to get my vac seen."
What did the evil vacuum cleaner say to its son?
I heard my vacuum has been collecting dirt on me for years...
But I'm not worried it has a filter.
I’ve been thinking about getting rid of my vacuum cleaner.
It’s just gathering dust.
Astronomers discovered a huge ball of vacuum cleaners encircling a star.
What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
What is something that looks and acts like a vacuum cleaner?
I've made a joke about vacuums
I brought a new vacuum cleaner from Walmart.
Why is a Dyson vacuum cleaner considered both good and bad at the same time?
Whether you use your vacuum cleaner daily or not at all...
It's always going to collect dust.
So I've started wearing boxing gloves while I vacuum.
It's almost impossible to tell someone if a vacuum works or not.
Either it sucks or it sucks.
Have you heard about the vacuum company's new CEO?
They hired him because of his good business Vacuumen.
I’m putting our vacuum cleaner up for sale
It’s just collecting dust.
My new vacuum cleaner is alright.
It doesn't suck as much as my last one.
I don’t like vacuum cleaners
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner ?
The position of the dirt bag
My wife asked me to vacuum the floor.
I said "come on, that is beneath me"
I just bought a vacuum cleaner off of Wish.com
Let me tell you a joke about a vacuum
I taught my cat to speak and ask her why does she hate vacuum cleaners.
“They suck” said the cat.
After a few uses, I decided to get rid of my vacuum.
I just spent 3 hours vacuum up spiders in the basement
And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me “that’s not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebs”
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just collecting dust
I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner...
You become a vacuum cleaner.
I sold my vacuum today.
Why?
It was collecting dust.
I bought a vacuum cleaner to finally clean my home
I want to sell my vacuum
It was just collecting dust.
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
I sold my vacuum cleaner...
It was just gathering dust.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
Well, it was just collecting dust.
I decided to sell my vacuum...
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