Do not wear headphones while vacuuming.
I just now vacuumed the whole house to discover the vacuum was not plugged in.
I really hate vacuuming the stairs but I'm taking it one step at a time
Having someone join a voice chat while their parents are vacuuming really sucks.
During some home renovation my friend was using a vacuum and after he shut it off, he turned to me and said with a concerned voice "this thing sucks" and slowly cracked a smile.
I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
Let me tell you a joke about a vacuum
After a few uses, I decided to get rid of my vacuum.
what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs
I gave my ex wife my old vacuum
Jokes on her the thing really sucked
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
I sold my vacuum cleaner today..
All it was doing was collecting dust
My father told me about an astronaut who suffocated because he left a vacuum upside down in an airlock
Father: What a horrible way to Dyson
Joke sucked, I know
My dad attacked me with the vacuum yesterday
He was running around the house yelling "Dyson!"
I sold my old vacuum cleaner...
... it sucked. All it did was gather dust.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?
Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.
Did you hear about the guy who got rid of his vacuum cleaner?
It was just gathering dust.
Sorry. Won't do another vacuum joke. They suck.
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
My wife complained that I don't do enough housework, so she forced me to vacuum
My wife claims that vacuum cleaners are always better for cleaning than a brush.
I said, “That’s a sweeping generalization.”
I snuck up behind my daughter and whispered, "I think our microwave and our TV are spying on us!!! And I also think our vacuum cleaner..."
"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
What was the vacuum’s first name?
How's that new vacuum working?
What kind of vacuum did Abraham own?
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
What did the murderous vacuum say to his son?
My gun and vacuum store doesn’t get really good reviews.
It seems to Suck and Blow.
I hate vacuum cleaners...
Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.
I decided to sell my vacuum...
My dad attacked me with a vacuum cleaner today, yelling.....
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
It’s just collecting dust.
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
i recently sold my vacuum cleaner
all it was doing was gathering dust
I got a new vacuum cleaner today...
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just collecting dust