Vaccuum Puns

A list of puns related to "Vaccuum"

Who makes the most filicidal vaccuum cleaner

Dyson

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👤︎ u/twitchard
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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I accidentally dropped my vaccuum inside a well today.

Well... that sucks.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why didn't the Buddhist Monk vaccuum in the corners?

Because he didn't have any attachments

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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What household appliance is most likely to blackmail you?

Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.

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👤︎ u/mallorn_hugger
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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My friend dad joked me good

Me - "I got stuck watching a vaccuum infomercial" Him - "They really suck you in"

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👤︎ u/Breasticle_Munchkini
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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