1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc. 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters. 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps.
...and that's my Bucket List.
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors
I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.
My girlfriend told me, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you sweep or mop in my life.”
I said, “Floors are beneath me.”
Some guy attacked me, but I beat him up and then used him as a human mop.
I totally wiped the floor with that dude.
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
Unbelievable...Just been to the chemist, asked the lady if she had something to clear up diarrhoea...
The broom told the mop:
You're always moping around. Its probably because your on your phone so much
The mop then said: ok broomer
A skeleton walks into a bar.
He says to the bartender “I’ll take a beer and a mop, please.”
Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...
Smell Mop
Knock knock
Who's there
Smell mop
What do you get when you let a mouse mop your kitchen?
(Read aloud) Knock Knock, who’s there? Smell mop!
Smell mop who?
No thanks.
What do you call a mop in space?
I eat mop
Me: Knock knock
Son: Who’s there?
Me: I eat mop.
Son: I eat mop who?
Me: I knew it!!
Paul McCartney has decided to admit he's getting older and stop colouring his hair and has been spotted with his new grey mop top
Before he got dye with a little help from his friends
Now it can't dye me love
My wife said she was leaving me because, “I can’t do anything right when it comes to housework.” Selfish woman...
...it took me hours to mop that carpet.
whats a mop smell like?
smells like clean spirit.
Knock Knock
“Whose there?”
“I eat mop”
....
Ewww
-Courtesy of my 9 year old niece. Not sure where she stole it from so the credit ends with her.
I eat Mop
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
You eat your own poo?! Thats disgusting!
Everywhere we go he tells that joke. I swear everyone in our family has heard it at least 7 times.
I had a job as a janitor...
when I was a bored teenager. I just mopped around all day.
A skeleton walked into a pub...
... and asked for a pint of beer and a mop.
The cleaning crew stopped by my office to dust
I work in an office with 2 other guys and we all get along very well. Once every other week, a cleaning crew comes in to sweep, dust, mop etc.
One of the cleaning crew had a duster out and was dusting my coworkers desk. He told the lady to hit me with the duster as I was acting silly as usual. She said she couldn't as she would go to jail for battery. I said, "No. You would go to jail for assault with a dusty weapon."
The audible groans and chuckles were fuel to my dad humoured fire.
I don't know what the reviews are like for the new robot, Broomba,
But it's sweeping the nation!
How Long is a Chinese name
I finally made my bucket list, more on it than I thought...
Mop bucket
Car washing bucket
Garden bucket
Ice bucket
Recycling bucket
Metal bucket
Decorating bucket
Nest of buckets
Small bucket
Orange bucket
Foldable bucket
A skeleton goes into a bar
The bartender asks,"What'll be Bones?"
The skeleton replies,"Two beers and a mop."
My husband, new dad of 8 months, is kicking off his dad joke game strong.
We had a cleaning service come to the house today, called Two Maids and a Mop. Well, three maids showed up and my dumb husband goes, “which one of you is the mop?”
My daughter asked for a Cinderella themed birthday party,..
So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.
Here is my bucket list:
- A five gallon bucket
- A wooden bucket
- A plastic beach bucket
- A mop bucket
- A KFC chicken bucket
- A bucket seat in my car.
My wife told me, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you mop or sweep in my life!”
Me: Floors are beneath me.
Her: I don’t think I ever seen you sweep or mop in my life!
Me: Floors are beneath me.
My wife told me, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you mop or sweep in my life!”
Me: “Floors are beneath me.”
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.
A skeleton walks into a bar
"I will have a beer and a mop."
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
My wife: Why don’t I ever seen you mop, vacuum, or sweep?
Me: I think floors are beneath me.
A skeleton goes into a bar
and orders a beer and a mop.
A skeleton walks into a bar...
And asks for a beer and a mop
A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer and a mop
A skeleton walks into a bar
He orders a beer and a mop
A skeleton goes into a bar
The bartender says,"What will it be?
The skeleton replies,"Two beers and a mop."
A skeleton goes into a bar...
...orders a beer and a mop
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who??
🤣🤣🤣
A skeleton walks into a bar
and asks for a pint o’lager and a mop.
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