Housework Puns

A list of puns related to "Housework"

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👤︎ u/zippersurly
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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My wife complained that I don't do enough housework, so she forced me to vacuum

It really sucks

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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You'd think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.

Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.

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👤︎ u/sordidnoose
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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My wife said she was leaving me because, “I can’t do anything right when it comes to housework.” Selfish woman...

...it took me hours to mop that carpet.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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I have a pair of slip-on sandals for housework and another pair of slip-on sandals for yardwork.

I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Doctor told me I needed to rest and shouldn't do anything except light housework

I said that sounds great, I love lighthouses!

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👤︎ u/thisguysucks2much
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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I don't mind doing most of the housework

But vacuuming sucks.

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👤︎ u/Lenzar86
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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