Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
"I am Iron Man"
Emmanuel labor
To do the dishes
I dontβt wanna do it, itβs sho warm ma!
He was out on bale.
Amelia Bedelia looked over the list. "Okey-dokey!" Said Amelia Bedelia.
When Mr. Rogers came home, he saw Amelia Bedelia stuffing sawdust into his secret marijuana stash.
Mr. Rogers was furious. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMELIA BEDELIA?!"
"You said to cut the grass."
"Look, I am your father"
Vacuuming.
Moving "HHhhhAAaaaYYYYyy" bales
She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment. I said, "no, just do the floor."
It's my way, or the Huawei
Son: tears welling up please give me a name dad I'm almost 17
I'll most likely just buy them a bed instead.
I said, βI canβt be your brother and assister too.β
George had 2000 lbs of Laundry to do. That's a washing-ton!
The Prontosaurus.
I keep my honey-do list in my melon.
This happened about 5 minutes ago; Dad: Son, go out and scoop the poop. See that crap over there? Yeah, the dog pooped on the deck, so get it all.
Son: (with a smirk on his face) So it's the poop deck? Hahahaha!!
We all laughed!
"Ryan!" ........ "Yes Dad?" " Its not a Chore, its a dooty"
Me: "What are my options" Dad:"The litter box or the dishes" Me: "the shitty one"
So the other day my mom asked me to vacuum the house. A few minutes later, my dad asked me to help him with something in the attic. I said hold on I have to vacuum.
Dad: "Oh, that sucks"
