Tiring realization
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οΈ Dec 13 2020
As part of my rehab my therapist has me not sitting down at all during the day and itβs both tiring and not fun
To be honest, I can barely stand it
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οΈ May 27 2020
Car puns are really tiring
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οΈ Feb 17 2018
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οΈ Nov 22 2013
FLAT TIRE PUNS quick go!
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οΈ Jun 27 2014
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
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οΈ Jan 09 2021
I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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οΈ Oct 15 2020
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
I got my son a tire pump as a Christmas gift
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οΈ Jan 04 2021
A man has been stealing police car tires
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
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οΈ Dec 24 2020
Exhausted and tired
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
Laying on the grass...βtwo tiredβ...to move
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οΈ Dec 20 2020
My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...
It's written in the key of B flat.
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
Why are keyboards never tired?
Because they have two shifts.
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
What do you call a worn out tire?
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasnβt been a Goodyear.
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οΈ Dec 05 2020
Why are new tires so expensive?
A lot of it is inflation.
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
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οΈ Dec 23 2020
Whatβs the difference between a well dressed man and a tired out dog?
One wears a suit and the other just pants.
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
I'm soo tired
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.
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οΈ Oct 19 2020
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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οΈ Nov 27 2020
What kind of fan gets tired the most easily?
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
Why was the duck so tired?
He woke up at the quack of dawn.
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οΈ Nov 14 2020
Who were the most tired people in the Cold War?
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οΈ Dec 07 2020
Tired of online dating? You're not alone.
Oh, wait! Yes you are, that's why you are online dating.
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
My wife locked me outside the house coz she got tired of my wordplay jokes
I texted "Oh Pun the Door"
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οΈ Nov 25 2020
What did the cow say to her tired baby?
Itβs time to go to sleep itβs pasture bed time.
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
This man is too tired
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οΈ Oct 16 2020
I always say "hi tired, I'm dad", but I got one upped tonight.
I said my goodnights but in return I got "Are you a broom?"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You look sweepy"
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οΈ Aug 11 2020
I took my car to the shop today because my tire was making a whistling noise
Mechanic: sounds like a flat
Me: actually sounds more like an F-sharp to me
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding.
Now Iβm totally sick, bro! π€π€π€
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
I think the flu is tired of humans
He said "I'm sick of you all"
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
I'm tired of typing at my computer.
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear.
The other is a very good year
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
Iβm tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. Itβs a personal preference.
I donβt vax my floors. I donβt vax my chest hair, and I certainly donβt vax my legs.
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
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οΈ Oct 26 2020
If one person being sleepy is called tired, what would four people make?
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
Tireless effort
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
Iβm tired of spending money on highway booths during long drives.
It really takes its toll on me.
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οΈ Oct 10 2020
Boy that car sure is tired!
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οΈ Sep 04 2020
They are definitely KINDER
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
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οΈ Sep 13 2020
For when you get a nail in your tire
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οΈ Jul 30 2020
Someone stole the tires off a police car
Theyβre working tirelessly to catch them
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
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