Rigors Puns

A list of puns related to "Rigors"

“Rigor mortis” should be renamed “die hard”
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👤︎ u/Tooting-Orca
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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After years of rigorous scientific research, I've finally managed to make an identical clone of myself!

I'm beside myself!

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Mar 24 2016
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What do you call an embarrassed cadaver?

Rigor mortified.

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👤︎ u/Galvanion
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call it when a dead turtle goes stiff?

Rigor tortoise

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👤︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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I was watching my friends in the endgame of a chess match

I told them “I hope this doesn’t turn out like Rigor Mortis of an Australian friend.”

“What?”

“I hope this isn’t a stale mate.”

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👤︎ u/pyredox
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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The 3 rings of marriage

I'm going through a bunch of job interviews now. So my Dad was talking to me about the rigors of growing up and eventually getting married.

Dad: "That's all part of growing up, soon you will have to go through the 3 rings of marriage." a smirk grows on his face

Me: "What are those?"

Dad: "Engagement ring, wedding ring, and then suffering."

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👤︎ u/smellyjimsock
📅︎ Aug 26 2014
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