My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues.
I think she is in love with me.
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The Mandalorian came across Little Ms. Muffet having difficulty with her meal. He stopped to help, letting her know...
"These are the curds and this is the Whey."
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Why do butchers have difficulty learning other languages?
Because they kept butchering the words
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I have difficulty expressing myself.
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︎ May 14 2020
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just canβt put my finger on it.
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︎ May 23 2020
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
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Some people have difficulties sleeping.
But I can do it with my eyes closed.
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︎ Feb 01 2020
When it comes to difficulty in cooking, where would you rank cooking eggs?
Just over easy.
Thatβs one of my best dad yolks. Thanks for coming by.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
I thought having erectile difficulties was bad...
...But ever since I started taking viagra it's been getting even harder on me.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Australian chess players would have difficulty playing chess because it'd be very confusing to figure out if it's a check mate or a checkmate.
Posted this on Showerthoughts thought It'd be more appropriate here.
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I was having some difficulties remembering what spices went well with garlic and onion, but a professional chef assisted.
He gave me some sage advice. It was about thyme too.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
βSon, are you having difficulty at your new job at the bank?β
βDad, itβs hard to tell.β
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︎ Sep 02 2018
I know it's boring to shop for vacuum cleaners, son, but remember, the Beach Boys had the same difficulty while deciding on a brand for their own personal vacuum cleaner. I can remember their words now...
"A Roomba? Makita? Ooooh! I want Eureka!"
He avoided me for the rest of the day.
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︎ Jul 28 2018
My Taiwanese boss is a real go getter but often has difficulty expressing his emotions effectively.
I guess you could say he has a Taipei personality.
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︎ Sep 10 2018
Why does Stephen Hawking have difficulty speaking in public?
Maybe he's socially hawkward.
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︎ Jul 28 2017
Today while on a steep upslope during a hike my son was walking up the shale rock beside the path with some difficulty. In frustration he shouted, "Why am I doing this?" And I responded...
"Well, recently didn't you say you wanted to live a bolder life?" Zing!
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Technological difficulties
Me: Hey Dad why aren't the wedding photos on the cloud? I can't see them on my iPad.
Dad: I uploaded them on a sunny day.
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︎ Feb 07 2014
Anarchists would find difficulty working at Honda specialists.
They don't like a hierarchy handing down Civic duties.
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Some people have difficulty in sleeping
But I can do it with my eyes closed
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