19 Hilarious Difficulty Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...

It's a regular penacea!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 07 2020

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Why do butchers have difficulty learning other languages?

Because they kept butchering the words

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👤︎ u/SleepyCrow07

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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I have difficulty expressing myself.

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👤︎ u/orlanthi

📅︎ May 14 2020

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Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.

I just can’t put my finger on it.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 23 2020

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In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...

...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Jul 02 2020

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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..

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👤︎ u/Slipstreme

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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Some people have difficulties sleeping.

But I can do it with my eyes closed.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy

📅︎ Feb 01 2020

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When it comes to difficulty in cooking, where would you rank cooking eggs?

Just over easy.

That’s one of my best dad yolks. Thanks for coming by.

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👤︎ u/slingblade1315

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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I thought having erectile difficulties was bad...

...But ever since I started taking viagra it's been getting even harder on me.

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👤︎ u/trollcitybandit

📅︎ Dec 13 2019

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Australian chess players would have difficulty playing chess because it'd be very confusing to figure out if it's a check mate or a checkmate.

Posted this on Showerthoughts thought It'd be more appropriate here.

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👤︎ u/sangeemangee

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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I was having some difficulties remembering what spices went well with garlic and onion, but a professional chef assisted.

He gave me some sage advice. It was about thyme too.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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“Son, are you having difficulty at your new job at the bank?”

“Dad, it’s hard to tell.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 02 2018

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I know it's boring to shop for vacuum cleaners, son, but remember, the Beach Boys had the same difficulty while deciding on a brand for their own personal vacuum cleaner. I can remember their words now...

"A Roomba? Makita? Ooooh! I want Eureka!"

He avoided me for the rest of the day.

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👤︎ u/someauthor

📅︎ Jul 28 2018

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My Taiwanese boss is a real go getter but often has difficulty expressing his emotions effectively.

I guess you could say he has a Taipei personality.

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👤︎ u/EeyoreSmooth11

📅︎ Sep 10 2018

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Why does Stephen Hawking have difficulty speaking in public?

Maybe he's socially hawkward.

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👤︎ u/atomic1fire

📅︎ Jul 28 2017

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Today while on a steep upslope during a hike my son was walking up the shale rock beside the path with some difficulty. In frustration he shouted, "Why am I doing this?" And I responded...

"Well, recently didn't you say you wanted to live a bolder life?" Zing!

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👤︎ u/Freklred

📅︎ Apr 16 2016

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Technological difficulties

Me: Hey Dad why aren't the wedding photos on the cloud? I can't see them on my iPad.

Dad: I uploaded them on a sunny day.

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👤︎ u/BUTT-PASTA

📅︎ Feb 07 2014

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Anarchists would find difficulty working at Honda specialists.

They don't like a hierarchy handing down Civic duties.

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👤︎ u/tuba_man

📅︎ Feb 23 2015

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Some people have difficulty in sleeping

But I can do it with my eyes closed

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👤︎ u/yashrajt

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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