Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
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I've always had a difficult relationship with my parents.
When I was first born, I didn't speak to them for 2 years.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime read.
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Not difficult...
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
Because they have two left feet
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︎ Dec 29 2020
My son asked me if the Fibonacci sequence was difficult to understand.
I said, βNo, itβs as easy as 1,1,2,3.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What can you get in these difficult times to make thing easier?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Figuring out how to starve a zombie isnβt difficult.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
After a long and difficult battle with 2020, unfortunately...
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why are peeping Toms are having a difficult time with the pandemic?
Because itβs very hard for them to lurk from home.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Why is it so difficult to make new friends?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
It's so difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
They always take things literally
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︎ Jul 02 2020
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
It's difficult to say what my wife does
She sells sea-shells by the sea shore.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult
But I didnβt expect it to be that hard
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Is difficult to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds...
...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Sign language is difficult for me to learn.
It can be quite a handful.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Have you seen the new movie βConstipationβ? No?
Thatβs because it hasnβt come out yet
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Kid: Oh man dad, today's test at school was difficult. There was a test with like 99 problems on it -and one of those problems was a real bitch.
Dad: Well we know one thing. Your teacher is not Jay-z!
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Dating a person with OCD can be difficult.
Every time you get turned on, they turn you off again.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
We were watching a documentary on African wildlife, and my son asked me, βIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?β
Me: No, I think they come that way.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Why do people with foot fetishes find it difficult to make friends?
Because they always seem to get off on the wrong foot.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Why do sailors find it so difficult to learn the alphabet?
Because they often get lost at "C"!
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︎ May 07 2020
Quarantine is difficult...
It's certainly no walk in the park.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
This will be difficult for most of you to hear
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Loosing weight using the internet is so damn difficult. Like every weightloss website I visit,
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︎ Feb 29 2020
In NYC, after these difficult times many people were excited the Lego store was finally reopening.
People were outside lined up for blocks.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
A real conversation I had last night
Her: βIs it difficult for you to talk about this stuff?β (My erectile dysfunction)
Me: βYβknow, normally yeah it is, but with you itβs nothing hard at all...β
Edit: I made this joke completely by accident and then immediately started laughing like a maniac.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
A little difficult to spot.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Waitress asked me how I found my steak.
I told her it wasn't difficult. They were right next to my potatoes
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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What's the most difficult thing about producing skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across a lake.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
being told i was going deaf was very difficult to hear
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︎ Apr 28 2018
Sure, sure, Braille may not be that difficult to learn...
...but on the other hand, there's sign language.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.
He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Running a Mayan school must have been difficult
After all you had to make sure the kids didn't sacrifice their principals.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I read a book on difficult computer languages the other day
Now I can write in pro grammar
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︎ Feb 10 2020
I asked my barber if it was difficult to shave the line thingy on my head
He said "that's the hard part"
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︎ Oct 01 2019
βDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?β
βNo, itβs easy as 1,1,2, 3.β
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︎ Aug 30 2020
βDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?β
Dad: No, itβs as easy as 1,1,2,3....
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Organic chemistry is difficult. They who study it have alkynes of trouble
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︎ Sep 25 2019
βDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?β
βNo. Itβs as easy as 1,1,2,3.β
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Itβs difficult for me to say what my wife does
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
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︎ Jun 16 2019
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