Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?

It’s mail-dominated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecondRateHack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I've always had a difficult relationship with my parents.

When I was first born, I didn't speak to them for 2 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime read.

But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Not difficult...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkaGurGor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?

Because they have two left feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_dance_with_fire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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My son asked me if the Fibonacci sequence was difficult to understand.

I said, β€œNo, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What can you get in these difficult times to make thing easier?

You can forget!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Figuring out how to starve a zombie isn’t difficult.

It’s a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gary_October
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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After a long and difficult battle with 2020, unfortunately...

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why are peeping Toms are having a difficult time with the pandemic?

Because it’s very hard for them to lurk from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.

You just have to have a feel for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Why is it so difficult to make new friends?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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It's so difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...

They always take things literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WispyNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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It's difficult to say what my wife does

She sells sea-shells by the sea shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herumdegumff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Organic chemistry is difficult.

Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult

But I didn’t expect it to be that hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Is difficult to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds...

...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Sign language is difficult for me to learn.

It can be quite a handful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Have you seen the new movie β€œConstipation”? No?

That’s because it hasn’t come out yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Kid: Oh man dad, today's test at school was difficult. There was a test with like 99 problems on it -and one of those problems was a real bitch.

Dad: Well we know one thing. Your teacher is not Jay-z!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Dating a person with OCD can be difficult.

Every time you get turned on, they turn you off again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VforViolin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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We were watching a documentary on African wildlife, and my son asked me, β€œIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?”

Me: No, I think they come that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Why do people with foot fetishes find it difficult to make friends?

Because they always seem to get off on the wrong foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devam_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why do sailors find it so difficult to learn the alphabet?

Because they often get lost at "C"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Quarantine is difficult...

It's certainly no walk in the park.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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This will be difficult for most of you to hear

Because I'm typing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagneticTeeth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Loosing weight using the internet is so damn difficult. Like every weightloss website I visit,

I get cookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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In NYC, after these difficult times many people were excited the Lego store was finally reopening.

People were outside lined up for blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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A real conversation I had last night

Her: β€œIs it difficult for you to talk about this stuff?” (My erectile dysfunction)

Me: β€œY’know, normally yeah it is, but with you it’s nothing hard at all...”

Edit: I made this joke completely by accident and then immediately started laughing like a maniac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Choopzilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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A little difficult to spot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Waitress asked me how I found my steak.

I told her it wasn't difficult. They were right next to my potatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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What's the most difficult thing about producing skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across a lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackBoxall1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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being told i was going deaf was very difficult to hear
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaddockMaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Sure, sure, Braille may not be that difficult to learn...

...but on the other hand, there's sign language.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.

He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.

I really should get past this phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FramDzi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Running a Mayan school must have been difficult

After all you had to make sure the kids didn't sacrifice their principals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I read a book on difficult computer languages the other day

Now I can write in pro grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adonis_nOOb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I asked my barber if it was difficult to shave the line thingy on my head

He said "that's the hard part"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ps374
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

β€œNo, it’s easy as 1,1,2, 3.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

Dad: No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Organic chemistry is difficult. They who study it have alkynes of trouble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poodipie69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

β€œNo. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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It’s difficult for me to say what my wife does

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loWbAtTeRy67
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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