Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
It was the list I could do
I replied, "I guess I need to come clean..."
To do the dishes
I dont’t wanna do it, it’s sho warm ma!
She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment. I said, "no, just do the floor."
He was out on bale.
Amelia Bedelia looked over the list. "Okey-dokey!" Said Amelia Bedelia.
When Mr. Rogers came home, he saw Amelia Bedelia stuffing sawdust into his secret marijuana stash.
Mr. Rogers was furious. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMELIA BEDELIA?!"
"You said to cut the grass."
"Look, I am your father"
Moving "HHhhhAAaaaYYYYyy" bales
Son: tears welling up please give me a name dad I'm almost 17
It's my way, or the Huawei
I'll most likely just buy them a bed instead.
I said, “I can’t be your brother and assister too.”
George had 2000 lbs of Laundry to do. That's a washing-ton!
The Prontosaurus.
I keep my honey-do list in my melon.
This happened about 5 minutes ago; Dad: Son, go out and scoop the poop. See that crap over there? Yeah, the dog pooped on the deck, so get it all.
Son: (with a smirk on his face) So it's the poop deck? Hahahaha!!
We all laughed!
"Ryan!" ........ "Yes Dad?" " Its not a Chore, its a dooty"
Me: "What are my options" Dad:"The litter box or the dishes" Me: "the shitty one"
So the other day my mom asked me to vacuum the house. A few minutes later, my dad asked me to help him with something in the attic. I said hold on I have to vacuum.
Dad: "Oh, that sucks"
"Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you."
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
