Why did the kids eat their homework?
Their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" I chuckled, "No son, it wouldn't be right." He sighed...
"Well, at least you could try."
Teacher: "You know, you really should have done your homework. It was in your best interest."
Kid: "Yeah, my dog ate it. How'd you know dogs were my best interest?"
My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
What do you call it when there is nothing on your math homework?
My son was recording some audio for homework
Him: "Reasons that doing research underwater can be difficult include..."
Me (from my office): "the paper will get too wet!"
Him: "UGH!" stops and restarts recording
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
Whenever my son has to make a picture for homework, I always make sure he signs his name last
Because Andrew is a lot shorter than Andrawing
What does Adam Lambert say when you tell him you did your math homework in the snow?
"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."
Struggle with your Children's Math homework ?
... Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.
I promised my classmate I’d stay totally still whilst he did his maths homework against my back.
“Good” he said, “because I’m counting on you”.
Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"
"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."
My daughters was doing poetry homework and she asked me what rhymes with poor?
Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake?
It always tastes like paper.
My mom was telling me to do my homework
But since we’re all in quarantine all work is homework
Why did the school children eat their homework?
Cuz the teacher told them it was a piece of cake day.
My son needed help with his writing homework. 'Is it further or farther?' he asked me.
It's me, father, I replied.
I hadn’t done my homework but the teacher didn’t show because she had CVA...
It was a stroke of good luck
Doing math homework, huh? I don't understand why you use fractions instead of decimals.
My son was doing his homework, when he asked me, “Dad, what's the chemical formula for water?”
I said, “HIJKLMNO.”
He asked, “What're you talking about?!”
I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”
My son needed help with his homework:
He asked "Do you know anything about Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat?"
It rang a bell, but I don't know if I knew anything or not.
My child was setting up a science homework project on the dinner table. I swiped the table clean and threw the table outside. He asked "what was that for?"
I said, it's a periodic table. You cant use it right now.
I did my math homework in the elevator
It was wrong on so many levels
My teenager was doing her homework, and suddenly her pen ran out of ink.
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
When I am doing my math homework, I always ask my x y I'm doing this
They probably have no excuse to not do homework
Me: My dog ate my homework
Sci Comp Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment?
Me:
Prof:
Me: It took him a couple of bytes.
(Saw this on r/puns)
Found on my math homework. Don’t know if this counts as a pun (the town of Notreal)
Was helping my daughter with history homework when she asked me if I knew anything about Galileo...
I said, “He was a poor boy, from a poor family...”
The eye roll indicated my job there was done.
My dimwitted son decided to do his maths homework in the elevator of the Burj Khalifa.
He was wrong on so many levels.
I got a couple hours worth of homework today.
Replacing light bulbs, replacing the air filter, repainting that one wall, etc
If today was a homework assignment...
It would be a piece of cake!
Son doing his Geography homework...
Son: Dad, where's the Andes?
Dad: At the end of your armies!
My cousin always refused to do his math homework as a kid
And to this day he’s never amounted to anything.
Daughter was doing science homework. ..
Me: "What is a cow's favorite elementary particle?"
Her: "..."
Me: "A Muon"
Her: "Get out."
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it’s a piece of cake!
Why did the kids eat their homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Kids ate the homework
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
I said to my computer science professor that my dog ate my homework.
When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."
Why did the school kid eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it's a piece of cake.
My dog ate my computer science homework
It took him a couple of bytes
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?"
"No son, it wouldn't be right."
"Well, at least you could try."
Why did the students eat the math homework?
Because the math teacher said it was a piece of PI!
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" "No son, it wouldn't be right."
"Well, at least you could try."
Why did the school student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" "No son, it wouldn't be right."
"Well, at least you could try."
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