Typing in all lowercase...
should be capital murder.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My four year old son threw his ball that landed on my laptop keyboard while I was typing
And said βI guess the ball is working today!β. His first real joke. Iβm so proud!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I'm tired of typing at my computer.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I really like typing essays
Because I get to go to the space bar often
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︎ Nov 24 2020
When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Typing the word milk is alright.
Thatβs all I got and I did it in like four different posts.
I regret nothing.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Yo, homie. You know of any good computer programs for typing up documents?
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︎ Mar 14 2020
When u say that typing on a phone is difficult but u misspell difficult ( Ν‘β ΝΚ Ν‘β)
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︎ Jul 19 2019
My wife texted me: βWhy are you typing everything in lowercase?β
Me: i stopped giving a shift.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
A spider just crawled into my keyboard as I was typing
It's OK though, I have it under CTRL
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Typing on paper
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︎ Sep 29 2018
Today, I challenged my colleague to a document typing contest.
Now it is his Word against mine.
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︎ Jan 15 2018
I was typing an essay and the words looked really annoyed.
They may be suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.
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︎ Nov 08 2016
I'm a little upset you guys didn't like (and downvoted) my awesome post yesterday. Regardless I'm going to try typing it again.
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︎ Jan 22 2017
I am typing on two keyboards today
It makes it easier to stereotype
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︎ Sep 09 2015
What does the undertaker use to capitalize his letters when typing an essay?
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︎ Aug 15 2013
There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who know binary and those who don't.
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︎ May 27 2021
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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︎ May 12 2021
Only works when spoken instead of typed out
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What type of key makes it harder to unlock your front door?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
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︎ May 19 2021
What type of fish tastes great with custard?
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︎ May 26 2021
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, βIβm probably a Type-Oβ
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What type of fish only comes out at night?
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︎ May 21 2021
There are only 3 types of people..
- People who can count
- People who canβt
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What type of undies do elephants prefer?
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︎ May 20 2021
My wife and I were really happy for 20 years ...
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︎ May 28 2021
What type of sandwich did the philosopher get
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︎ May 29 2021
What's a frog's favourite type of mechanical fastener?
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︎ May 10 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What type of coffee, does a zombie hate?
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︎ May 23 2021
What type of poo smells good?
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︎ May 11 2021
What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?
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︎ May 20 2021
Whatβs the most disgusting type of nut?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What type of insect can't stop vomiting?
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︎ May 26 2021
A friend of mine thinks he's an expert on tree types.
He refers to himself as a conifer
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︎ May 11 2021
Thereβs a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. Theyβre all Taipai.
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︎ May 17 2021
What type of fruit canβt run away and get married?
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︎ May 22 2021
Starting next week, I'm going to dress as a different type of bread every day.
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︎ May 23 2021
What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?
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︎ May 21 2021
What did the Italian dad say when his family asked him what type of eel he caught on vacation.
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︎ May 14 2021
I've often found that dad jokes are best enjoyed with my favorite type of tea:
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︎ May 18 2021
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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︎ Apr 26 2021
A brand new type of tea!
There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.
It's called hue-midi-tea.
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︎ May 04 2021
What type of music are balloons scared of?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What type of doctor is always ready to go to the hospital?
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︎ May 19 2021
What's Mario and Luigi's favourite type of overalls?
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︎ May 05 2021
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Whatβs an avocados favorite type of music?
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︎ May 18 2021
It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life π
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︎ May 15 2021
What is the biggest type of bed ?
The sea bed.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is Mario's favorite type of fabric?
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︎ May 09 2021
What type of car does Vlad Dracula drive?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HHHHAAANNNDDDDDD EEEYYYYEEEE
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︎ May 28 2021
There are 10 types of people:
Those who know binary and those who don't
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︎ May 28 2021
What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
There are 3 types of people in this world:
Those who can count and those who cannot.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What type of fruit Must get married in a Church?
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︎ May 11 2021
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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