Professional procrastinator
My procrastinators club has a motto…
Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting
I'm going to start a club for procrastinators
Here’s a joke for all the procrastinators out there:
Actually, it’s kind of long. I’ll post it later.
What’s a procrastinator’s favorite movie?
Why did the procrastinator cross the road?
One thing about procrastinators.
They never seem to live in the moment.
I joined a club of procrastinators but we don’t have a name.
We’re gonna come up with it later.
Can we start a support group for procrastinators?
Wanna hear a joke about a procrastinator
Never mind I’ll tell you later
So I would have had my procrastinators anonymous meeting tomorrow
But they keep putting it off
I always wanted to be a procrastinator...
I just never got around to it
Did you hear about the procrastinator who got diarrhea?
She just couldn't keep her shit together.
Procrastinators Unite Tommorrow, Dyslexics Untie Today, Time Travelers...
My dad constantly tells me I'll never amount to anything because I always procrastinate.
I'll show him. Just you wait.
Edit: Goodness, that blew up. My first awards, too!
I want to send out individual replies to thank everyone who gave me an award. I might do it later.
i was about to make a joke about procrastination
but i think i'll tell it later
Procrastination is just like masturbation.
In the end, you’re just screwing yourself.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
What's the worst part about procrastination?
What animal procrastinates by playing video games?
When I went to university in the early 80's I decided to do my thesis on procrastination.
I guess I should really get around to starting it.
I’ve got a joke about procrastination
But I’ll tell you it later
Beauty School would actually be very easy to procrastinate in
Because it has make up exams.
Wife: When will you stop procrastinating everything?
My son asked me what procrastinate meant.
I said I'd tell him later
Leave it to men to procrastinate...
3 days later, and still waiting on male ballots.
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...
Today I’ve finally decided to stop procrastinating!
I saw a post in my feed about avoiding procrastination
There are 3 main reasons I procrastinate.
A robot from the future decided to avoid eliminating its target for as long as possible
My wife said that I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
Bought a book about my procrastination habit
i was going to make a joke about procrastination
but I think ill do it tomorrow
Someone asked about where to get therapy for issues with procrastination
I came across a really good study about procrastination...
I might get around to reading it later.
Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?
I'm known to procrastinate when I get around to it.
How to stop procrastination in a few Easy steps
I'll add them later so save this if you want
I bought a book on procrastination...
... I still haven't started reading yet
What do you call a procrastinating accountant?
Did you hear there is a book coming out about how to overcome procrastination?
The author started writing it 50 years ago.
I have a PhD in procrastin
If I had a dollar for every time I've procrastinated...
You know what, I'll tell you later.
Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?
I know a joke about procrastination
Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?
I'll tell it to you later
I was gonna tell you a joke about procrastination
But I'll tell you it later
My wife told me I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
Have you heard the joke about procrastination?
I wanted to make a joke about procrastination..
I’ll probably do that tomorrow.
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