Why didn't the mummy have any hobbies?

He was too wrapped up in his work.

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My girlfriend asked me what my favorite extreme hobby was, I replied camping...

...Because it’s in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicoquadcore
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?

It's easy to get carried away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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Collecting Impressionist art is a pricey hobby.

It requires a lot of monet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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I found a specific hobby of adding alliteration to German philosophers’ names

Glad I found my Nietzsche niche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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I've had to give up my clock-eating hobby

It's too time consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/22mikey1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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During this quarantine, many people have gotten new hobbies to pass the hours.

These are trying times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Calcium
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.

It really is a riot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashmag3001
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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My Dad grows herbs as a hobby.

He has way too much Thyme on his hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oheligud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Wife: You got thrown out of hobby lobby for sticking your testicles in the glitter?

Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buddhaplayshockey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Have you seen how excited Alaskans get about their hobbies?

They get very Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmlessGuy12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.

You could say it's my maison d'Γͺtre.

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My friend has been learning magic as a quarantine hobby. I present to you: my oc list of magician jokes and puns I invented to annoy him.

Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?

He pulled a rabbit out of his hat

What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?

Whose dean’s he?

A magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. He replied:

β€œAb rack and dab rack”

What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers?

Slight of hand

The magician’s wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician knew just what to do. He broug

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsk09003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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I took up lockpicking as a hobby.

It's opened so many doors for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Would a Speed Dating event at Hobby Lobby be called...

Craft Singles?

My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Bored? Need a new hobby?

Try blindfold archery.

You don't know what you're missing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What is the most popular porcupine hobby?

Quill-ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My wife says I need a hobby.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark503
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I have a new hobby: studying flying saucers

...and making the matching teacups!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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My childhood hobby (birdwatching) always got me in trouble.

I wasn’t supposed to use fowl language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerodsanto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I haven't had much luck dating recently so I decided to start a new hobby; painting money I get from the bank.

I'm going to dye a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrChimp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I was bored and looking for a hobby, so I picked up fencing.

The neighbours said that they will call the cops if I don’t put it back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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As a hobby, my dad keeps stabbing clocks with his knife.

He says it's a fun way to kill time.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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If you take up drawing as a mid-life hobby, but you just can't get past tracing...

You may be having an exit-stencil crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.

It's illegal to DINK and dive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My hobby is catching flies.

When I am bored, it helps the time fly by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingofYears
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What is a porcupines favorite hobby?

Quilting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axionj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I was feeling really bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing as a hobby.

My neighbors are threatening to call the cops if I don’t stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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My mate has invented a new hobby, 'blindfolded plane watching'...

Can't see it taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nibble_My_Nabla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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A friend of mine texted me that his new hobby is taking pictures of fish in clothes

He likes to call it "shooting fish in apparel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glennwolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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If you're paid to code, you're a programmer. But if it's just a hobby...

... are you just a grammer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackattack99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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As a 300 pound Male, I often have to tell my hobbies to my dates....so I tell them fitness...

Fit'ness donut in my mouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amin45666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My favourite hobby is shredding herbs

I have a grate thyme.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Whale watching used to be a hobby of mine but I've decided to give it up...

I just can't see the porpoise anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp239598
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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I used to have a day job as an accountant and do yoga as a hobby.

I had to quit though. It became too much of a balancing act.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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When do you do your hobbies?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisMagnificence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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Frying magnesium will never catch on as a hobby...

It's just a flash in the pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.

It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickles17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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More people than ever are getting into horseback riding as a hobby

That's the findings of the latest gallop poll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindscrambler26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I wanted to take up juggling as my hobby.

But i didn't have the balls to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praveen_99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Owning horses is a really expensive hobby

It requires a stable income

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dingo3737
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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Got my wife on the way to the hobby store

Wife: "I won't be more than a minute. I just need to go in to get felt."

Me: "Um, by who?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnstantine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2014
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Of course I have hobbies...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredX629
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2013
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Do you know what Sherlock Holmes' favorite hobby is?

Taking the two's out of decks of cards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robotreader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2013
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New hobby

I took up a new hobby: snail racing. I thought that cutting weight by removing their shells would make them faster but it just made them sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotab
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2013
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My sister and her new hobby

Years ago my sister called me on the phone. Sis: "can you come pick me up? I turned my car into a bus" Me: "I didn't know you were a magician"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightHouseMaster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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Whale watching used to be a hobby of mine but I've decided to give it up...

I just can't see the porpoise anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp239598
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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