He was too wrapped up in his work.
...Because it’s in tents.
It's easy to get carried away.
It requires a lot of monet.
Glad I found my Nietzsche niche
It's too time consuming.
These are trying times.
It really is a riot.
He has way too much Thyme on his hands.
Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?
They get very Inuit.
You could say it's my maison d'être.
Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?
He pulled a rabbit out of his hat
What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?
Whose dean’s he?
A magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. He replied:
“Ab rack and dab rack”
What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers?
Slight of hand
The magician’s wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician knew just what to do. He broug... keep reading on reddit ➡
It's opened so many doors for me!
My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(
Try blindfold archery.
You don't know what you're missing!
...and making the matching teacups!
I wasn’t supposed to use fowl language.
I'm going to dye a loan.
The neighbours said that they will call the cops if I don’t put it back.
He says it's a fun way to kill time.
You may be having an exit-stencil crisis.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
When I am bored, it helps the time fly by.
My neighbors are threatening to call the cops if I don’t stop.
Can't see it taking off.
He likes to call it "shooting fish in apparel"
... are you just a grammer?
Fit'ness donut in my mouth
I have a grate thyme.
I just can't see the porpoise anymore.
I had to quit though. It became too much of a balancing act.
It's just a flash in the pan.
It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.
That's the findings of the latest gallop poll
But i didn't have the balls to do it.
It requires a stable income
Wife: "I won't be more than a minute. I just need to go in to get felt."
Me: "Um, by who?"
Taking the two's out of decks of cards.
I took up a new hobby: snail racing. I thought that cutting weight by removing their shells would make them faster but it just made them sluggish.
Years ago my sister called me on the phone. Sis: "can you come pick me up? I turned my car into a bus" Me: "I didn't know you were a magician"