Wife: You got thrown out of hobby lobby for sticking your testicles in the glitter?

Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?

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📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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Would a Speed Dating event at Hobby Lobby be called...

Craft Singles?

My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(

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👤︎ u/Guycelium
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.

It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.

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👤︎ u/Pickles17
📅︎ Jun 09 2017
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What kind of alcohol do they sell at Hobby Lobby?

Craft Beer

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📅︎ Nov 28 2017
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Believe it or not, my wife appreciates my input when we go shopping for decorations...

...the one thing I actually look forward to when we go to Hobby Lobby is the moment we're walking through the store, I try to keep a perfectly straight face and act like I have a genuine interest in something on the shelf, I reach up and I say something like, "Oh, look at this nice little Stool sample!"

(Not really a joke, but a true dad joke recurring scenario of mine)

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📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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