Steph on the sideline is giving his team mates En-Curry-gement.
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👤︎ u/tallpapab
📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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A guy I know tore his ACL and this is how he told everyone on Facebook

While this news undoubtedly sucks, I'm trying to take it in stride and em-brace it nonetheless! The recovery will give me the opportunitknee to improve my skills as a sideline player and some extra downtime to expand my abilities in programming and graphic design. I plan to continue at-tendon practices and other events as normal though! So many teammates, past and present, have already been incredibly supportive and reached out to help me; its certainly been a joint effort, and I can't thank you all enough for that. In hindsight, I wouldn't change akneething about attending USA U24 tryouts as tenacity, perserverance, and sacrifice are often the names of the game in pursuit of distant dreams. Ultimately, I guess some things are just liga-meant to be!

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📅︎ Jul 17 2017
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What is the S gear?

So I was driving my car, an automatic, and I noticed that there's a position on the gearshift labeled "S". I'm not a huge car person and had never really payed attention to it before, so I asked my dad what the S gear does.

Dad: Well, the S stands for snail! The cars of drivers who use the snail gear really well in races are called S-cars. When people on the sidelines see these drivers race, they say "look at that S-Car-go!"

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👤︎ u/twiggish
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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Dad got me today after soccer

Playing a soccer game and I got kicked in the face and broke my nose. Come out to the sidelines and get it fixed. Queue dad joke in the form of: Dad: Hey son you have a Roman nose now. Me: wut? Dad: It's Roman all over your face!

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📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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