Wife: if you tell one more dad joke I'm leaving you
Dad: hi leaving you I'm dad
Laid this one on my girlfriend last night...
Her - "I love this little purse. I hardly ever wear it because it's so small. I'm always forgetting what's inside it. It's always exciting to see what I'll find!"
Me - "huh, I guess one might say it's a grab bag. (insert dad face)
P.s. I don't know how to italicize.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...
That means it's italicized.
