I named my printer Bob Marley
Because it's always Jammin'
My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
Anyone know why music keeps coming from my printer?
O nevermind. The paper just keeps jamming
I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…
It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.
My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.
We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.
What goes in a printer?
Canon fodder :)
(a work of my own creation)
What does Pixar use in their printers?
What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?
Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
What do you get from putting a diamond in a printer?
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Which makes sense.
It loves to jam.
There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away
My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"
I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.
What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer
The former is a latter and the latter is a former
I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the papers jammin’ again!
My printer for the last 10 years finally died on me yesterday.
It was like a Brother to me.
What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor
imgur.com/3jAlX9q
3D printers can print guns now...
I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago
How is my printer like Spotify?
Got sent an email at work today saying the printer had broken down and so someone may have to come out to it.
I tried, and it was flattered, but it just wasn't interested in humans.
True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.
I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.
Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?
They fear that they may dye alone.
What did Hulk Hogan say when his sibling got him a printer for his birthday?
Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
Getting a printer
For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.
"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?"
Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.
So she asks me if the printer has cables.
"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"
"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"
I was so proud of her.
What do printers put on their toast?
Family asked why I named my printer at home Bob Marley
Because it’s always jammin’
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
"Why is there music coming out of your printer ?"
"That be the paper jammin' again"
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I was wondering why there was music coming from printer....
Then I realised the paper was jammin
What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
After 10 years of faithful service, my Japanese printer finally died on me yesterday.
It was like a Brother to me.
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using a 3D printer, but i’m not impressed
I’ve had a Canon printer for years
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?
Apparently the paper was jamming.
3d printers can print guns now
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...?
Apparently the paper was jamming.
I named my printer Bob Marley
"3D printers can print guns now!"
Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.
3d printers can print guns now!
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
Help, music is coming out of the printer
I think it’s jamming again
I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the papers jammin' again
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