Egg Jokes Puns

A list of puns related to "Egg Jokes"

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up, and that wouldn't be so egg-citingly egg-celent.

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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My kids said I need to stop with the egg jokes, because they’re not funny.

Yolk’s on them, I crack myself up!

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👤︎ u/tehmayormccheese
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they crack each other up!

(I’m ‘yolking’ 😂😂😂)

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👤︎ u/bigpapastu
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Can we not make any egg related dad jokes on this sub

They are uneggceptable

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👤︎ u/coffeemist90881
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Ever heard the joke of the egg that rolled down the cliff?

The ending just cracks me up!

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👤︎ u/Rpdaca
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a dad who jokes about eggs?

Dad yolks.

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👤︎ u/Teamemb99
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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I see your one egg is an oeuf joke... (https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/holwt9/why_do_the_french_never_have_two_eggs_for/)

But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.

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👤︎ u/ARobertNotABob
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Do you know why I like egg jokes?

They crack me up

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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Have you heard the joke about the farmer selling 24 dozen eggs?

Never mind, it’s two gross.

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👤︎ u/ladder_of_cheese
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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My dad told me a joke about an egg

I said I'd post it on dad yolks.

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👤︎ u/Kashindabank
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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How many egg jokes can one create?

About a dozen

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👤︎ u/xngamer
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you call an egg that tells jokes?

A yolkster.

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👤︎ u/WuDisciple1990
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Why can’t eggs tell each other jokes?

they would crack each other up!

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👤︎ u/AllTheBaconz
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!

I prefer mine poached

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👤︎ u/NiacTD
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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I once threw an egg at my friend as a joke...

...he didn’t find my yolk very funny.

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👤︎ u/Sunny4k
📅︎ Aug 16 2018
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Man all these egg jokes

They really crack me up

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👤︎ u/ianhurst11
📅︎ Nov 10 2017
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Who tells the best Egg jokes?

Comedi-HENS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0tzTdL3k0U

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👤︎ u/thatschaalfolks
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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Have you ever heard the joke about eggs?

There's a dozen of them! They'll crack you up.

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👤︎ u/kaitlin_h
📅︎ Mar 11 2017
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French dad joke: how many eggs do you want?

One egg is un oeuf.

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👤︎ u/zorkmids
📅︎ Aug 27 2014
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Easter Joke - why does a bunny give chocolate eggs?

He-stirs things up a bit, don't you think?

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👤︎ u/TheFifthStep
📅︎ Apr 16 2017
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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

. . . because they'd crack each other up!

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up

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👤︎ u/nitevid
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Why don't eggs like jokes?

the crack up

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up

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👤︎ u/peter7542
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up.

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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I have about a dozen egg jokes that'll crack you up.
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👤︎ u/xngamer
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Don’t tell jokes to eggs.

It will crack ‘m up

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👤︎ u/jack-jyver
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why are eggs too scared to tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

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👤︎ u/JustAnotherMemeboi
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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