Neverending irrational PI puns, count me out!
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οΈ Mar 14 2017
I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
Who decided to shorten this years Pi Day by an hour?
This was a very irrational decision
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
Today is PI day, which always makes me hungry for pie
Now a slice of pie in the United States will set you back $5
But in the Bahamas and Aruba you can buy that same slice of pie for just $1
Yep. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.
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οΈ Mar 22 2021
Did you know that there's a whole religion of people that celebrate Pi day?
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....
.....the mammothematician.
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οΈ Apr 25 2021
3.14 β Todayβs Pi Day. Iota eta sum. Gamma slice, willya?
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
Pi Day Special Edition Dad Joke
The roundest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference...
He ate too much pi.
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
"Length times width times height. Pi times r-squared times h. Four-thirds times pi times r-cubed."
This really speaks volumes.
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οΈ Feb 08 2021
People keep saying today is pi day
But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.
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οΈ Mar 14 2020
My son recently came out as pi...
I donβt get it... I didnβt raise him to be so irrational.
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οΈ Oct 28 2020
Pumpkin Pi
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
How many digits are there in pi?
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οΈ Nov 16 2020
People keep saying today is Pi day
But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.
E: wow this blew up, number #2 all time on dad jokes! Thanks for all the metal, can't wait to make it rain on other redditors.
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οΈ Mar 14 2019
My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.
I said, βThatβs irrational.β
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οΈ Oct 24 2020
I know every single digit of pi...
Just not in the right order!
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οΈ Jul 29 2020
Chicken Pot Pi
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
Pi-rate this pun out of 10.
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οΈ Dec 31 2018
Pi squared?
No, cornbread are squared. Pie is round!
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οΈ Jul 27 2020
If the Raspberry Pi foundation teamed up with Apple
they could create a micro computer called Apple Pi.
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οΈ Jun 19 2020
What happened when pi had a minor inconvenience?
It got irrationally angry
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οΈ Jul 10 2020
Pi Pie
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οΈ Sep 08 2019
Is it too late for a pumpkin pi ?
https://preview.redd.it/ln5pjs5m2l141.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5a78ef03620ada72b86e76ad86b282a3051cbb9
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οΈ Nov 29 2019
Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.
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οΈ Jun 09 2020
The person who discovered Pi was divorced by his wife Edith because of his obsession with math.
Goes to show that you canβt have your Pi and Edith too.
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οΈ Jan 05 2020
How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?
You burn them on their funeral Οres
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οΈ Mar 14 2020
I know all of the digits of pi...
I just cannae remember the order.
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οΈ Mar 15 2020
Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.
Just not in the right order.
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οΈ Sep 11 2018
Pi-rats
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οΈ Jan 17 2019
I have no idea why, but I'm absolutely terrified of pi...
My wife says my fear's irrational.
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οΈ Feb 07 2020
Happy pi(e) day everyone!
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οΈ Mar 14 2019
Are they eating pi?
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οΈ May 22 2019
3.14% of sailors are Pi rates
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οΈ Oct 25 2018
I donβt understand why people celebrate pi day
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οΈ Mar 14 2019
A pi-thon
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οΈ Dec 22 2018
Are they eating pi?
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οΈ May 23 2019
Pi-rated but funny. Credits: u/GallowBoob
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οΈ Mar 16 2019
Why isnβt Pi fun at parties?
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οΈ Nov 11 2019
Pi
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οΈ Aug 24 2018
pi
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οΈ Mar 15 2019
I can list every single number that's in Pi.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.
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οΈ Apr 17 2020
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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οΈ Apr 11 2019
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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οΈ Oct 31 2019
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