Phlegm Puns

A list of puns related to "Phlegm"

Some kid in my class started making phlegm jokes the other day.

I told him that it snot funny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenyOneOOne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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I Used to Have an affair with some mucous

Could say she was an old phlegm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJAX214_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Someone who gets rid of him by leaving it in the sidewalk is...

Edit: Should read "Gum". Phone keyboards!) A littering piece of spit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aescula
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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What’s green and stands on one leg?

A phlegm-ingo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis_newt02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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What allergy ridden English author wrote novels about a British spy?

Ian Phlegming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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what do you call a gay man with a cold?

Phlegm-Boyant!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaboose286
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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