I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
The flat earth society has members all around the globe.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
I quit being a flat earther,
because no one took me sphereiously.
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
I used to be a Flat Earther.
How does a farmer fix a flat tire?
I gave a flat battery away today.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?
Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
I tried to tell a joke about apartments but it fell flat
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
I've just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas.
Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.
Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair
Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.
Guess I'm a Naan prophet.
I ran over a nail and popped my tire when my wife and I left the farmers market.
I should have bought asparagus.
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
We just made pizza on Indian flat bread
I have to say It was naan’t bad!
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
I was in my flat & this tall lady walked past my window.
I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
I once debated a flat earthed. He got me so mad I stormed off, saying I'd come back around eventually.
You could say I went over the edge.
Do we have any flat bread?
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
The only thing that flat earthers fear....
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
The only thing flat earthers fear
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