I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
Why does Tomas like bubble gum?
Because he is a chew chew train
What is a witches favorite gum?
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
Why do scientists chew gum all the time?
Because they like ex-spearmints.
I just found an old pack of gum in my car.
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot
For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum
Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
I told my kids they can have as much of my gum as they want.
What did the gum trees say after I pruned them?
Care for some gum? I have extra.
I dont like gum
It's too much of a commit-mint
What kind of gum does a scientist chew?
Why did the train love bubble gum?
Cause it was a chew chew.
I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative.
It sure is hard to keep lit though.
What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums?
What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?
What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum
My two brothers were fighting over a piece of gum
So I needed to keep the piece.
"Are you chewing gum?" my teacher asked me
I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"
What do you call a cowboy with splinters in his gums?
What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?
My 4 year old: "Daddy, are you chewing gum?"
"Of course not, sweetie, I'm a human being."
I’ve got a large collection of chewing gum
I just bought a 30 year old pack of chewing gum off eBay
You'd think it'd be gone off by now, but it's in mint condition
My friend said he’d pay me back later with gum.
What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum,
I just need some help to get it off the ground
For Sale: Used Chewing Gum
I had a 3rd grade teacher who was a real gum nazi
What do you call a train made of chewing gum?
An astronaut stepped in gum on the moon
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it got stuck on the chicken’s foot.
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